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27 / M / Straight / Single
- Last Online
- Dec 5
- 5′ 9″ (1.75m).
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- Agnosticism but not too serious about it
- Virgo but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from college/university
- Artistic / Musical / Writer
- Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
- Has cats
- English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)
missingpoints Seattle, Washington more relaxed
trprince Seattle, Washington less arrogant
Traindriver1 Seattle, Washington more adventurous
bri_guy13 Seattle, Washington less romantic
EntropyRocket Seattle, Washington less into sports
abuch Seattle, Washington more adventurous
kindlemyinterest Seattle, Washington more organized
doopydedoo Seattle, Washington less of a geek
Partially kidding. I can turn it off when it's not writing time, I promise. I've even been accused of being a fun guy a couple of times.
Although, come to think of it, I'm good at mostly the same stuff. Except for the kung fu, the scientific gadgetry, the impossible wealth, and the expert butler management, I guess. I've got the child endangerment part down pat, though*. And the brooding on gargoyles; I look great brooding on gargoyles.
*Note for the sarcastically challenged: this is a joke, and you can probably go click on another profile now.
Probably the sarcasm, then.
Casanlanca, basically every other Humphrey Bogart movie, most Sean Connery movies (especially Bond), Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Mallrats, Vanilla Sky, Gilda, A Life Less Ordinary, The Fall, anything with Alan Ladd & Veronica Lake, Double Indemnity, The Third Man.
I love TV probably a little too much. Here's a couple of Hall of Fame episodes from my favorite shows: "Chuck vs. The Ring" (Chuck), "My TCW" (Scrubs), "Not Pictured" (Veronica Mars), "Thrust Issues" (Frisky Dingo), "Virtual Systems Analysis" (Community), The Lepidopterists (Venture Bros), "Slap Bet" (How I Met Your Mother), "The End of the Affair" (Vampire Diaries), "The Cane" (News Radio), "Placebo Effect" (Archer), "Jurassic Bark" (Futurama), and "Mr. F" (Arrested Development).
Greg Dulli and Joss Stone are both really pretty good at the whole "music" thing. So are Mark Lanegan, Jimi Hendrix, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, and basically everyone who recorded for Motown in the 60s or Sub Pop in the 90s.
I eat things from India, Thailand, Japan, and Buffalo.
Comic books are also pretty great sometimes, especially when they're by Christopher Priest or Grant Morrison.
Humphry Bogart, Greg Dulli, Joss Stone, Lawrence Durrell, Raymond Chandler, Sean Connery.
Runners up: Woody Allen, Mitch Hedberg, Lauren Bacall, Mark Lanegan, Christopher Priest, and Julius Erving.
I also spend some time thinking about how to organically bring up the fact that I can cook, without sounding like I'm actively trying to bring it up to impress you.
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 21–29
- Near me
- Who are single
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