In the interest of amusing myself, this profile will be brought to you by the gimmick of "Bad News/Good News".
Bad news: Picky. There could probably be a case made for shallow or judgmental, too, but the bottom line is that I just don't see any point in dating someone who I don't find mentally, personally, and physically attractive. Those three adverbs are in rough order of importance, though being great at one might buy some leeway on another... but really, it'd be better for everyone involved if you're fantastic across the board.
Good news: That all means if I'm acting like I'm interested, you're probably pretty great. And, since I expect anybody I'm dating to be unreasonably awesome, I work pretty hard to try and make myself unreasonably awesome, too. Whether or not I succeed is probably in the eye of the beholder, so lemme know after you, uh, behold.