*Humphrey Bogart is my favorite actor. Sean Connery is my second favorite.
*I've got an extremely sarcastic sense of humor but I like to think I'm respectful about things that actually count. Whether or not my definition of "things that actually counts" scans with others is another matter entirely, but if you really think about it, isn't that their problem?
*I'm a writer, and therefore at least a part time neurotic.
*I really like film noir, NBA basketball, and comic books, and can nerd out really hard about any of them when the occasion calls for it. Or occasionally when it doesn't.
*I'm a pretty athletic guy, but I promise I'm not one of those creepy hyped up Cross Fit types with eyes that are windows to nowhere and big bright smiles with no soul. On a related note, I feed on food (and sometimes booze), as opposed to protein enriched blood of the innocent and Luna bars.
*I may have a small bias against Cross Fit people.
*It may not be that small.
*I once made a celebrity cry. I maintain that she deserved it.
*These are trending a little negative (but then all the best stuff comes with warning labels, doesn't it?), so here's a good one: I don't lie to anybody I respect, and I won't date anybody I don't respect. This includes lies of omission, white lies, and all the other lies other people sometimes don't count in statements like this one (only exception: if I like you enough to throw a surprise party or some similar sneaky good stuff, I will lie my ass off and you will NEVER SEE IT COMING). You're only gonna get truth outta me, for better or worst.
*Wile E. Coyote is my spirt animal.
*RECENT EDIT* I am currently, and temporarily, unusually broke, so if you're looking for a sugar daddy, that is not me. This is the first (and I suspect last) time in my life I'll be broke, but it is, for the moment (I wager it'll be a short one), the way things are. If you're the type who's bothered by that, I'm slightly sorry, but mostly not, because even when I have money it's one of the least interesting things about me. Worse yet, I'm in "writer mode" right now, so I'm liable to be… let's just call it inconsistent and loud for now. Consider yourself warned. *END RECENT EDIT*