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AnnoyingFatass

21 M Ottawa, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jun 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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What I’m doing with my life
OkCupid is trying to make me feel bad about myself, it seems.
I’m really good at
Performing trivial, repetitive tasks for long periods of time.
Keeping people entertained regardless of whether they want to be.
The first things people usually notice about me
My majestic neckbeard and immense girth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm quite a big (hurr) music buff, particularly for older music. From standard fare like Chuck Berry and Bob Dylan to criminally underrated or obscure artists like Tiny Tim and NRBQ, I enjoy listening to and learning about just about anything recorded between the 1950s and 1980s.

I'm more of a non-fiction type when it comes to books -- Record books, fact books, biographies, bathroom readers, and the like.

As far as TV and movies go, I don't watch a whole lot of either. That being said, The Golden Girls is the shit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things out of my control.
What's for dinner.
What Ganon's up to.
On a typical Friday night I am
Complaining on the internet about how I never get invited out by friends.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're really desperate.