What I'm looking for/my Wish List: you're intelligent, curious, confident, down-to-earth, funny, self-aware, emotionally mature, driven, considerate, kind, sane, and passionate. That's not TOO much to ask, is it? ;D
Humor is important to me. Dark humor is the best. I'm looking for a man who's the perfect shade of bottle tan... a man that smells like cocoa butter and cash. Win me over by teaching me something new, making me laugh until my stomach hurts, and challenging me intellectually.
I can be pretty nerdy at times -->(. I dabble in web and graphic design. I like most things involving science and nature. There's a special place in my heart for neuroscience. Spending the night cuddling on the couch watching Planet Earth is something that I would definitely enjoy. I'm a fan of gory zombie movies and films that make you go "da fuq?!". I dig post-apocalyptic books/movies involving infectious disease outbreaks that cannot be contained by the military or government (ohhh nooooo!). But seriously, earth is going to hell in a handbasket, so let's enjoy this ride, yeah?
Material things aren't all that important to me, so if you are someone who likes to woo the ladies with gifts of "chocolate" diamonds, or ugly-ass Pandora bracelets, I can tell you now that we would NOT be a good match. However, if you want to shower me with gifts of organic produce or pre-paid VISA cards - THAT'S COOL.
Speaking of produce, I'm a fairly healthy eater. I own a Vitamix and actually use it. I spend a decent amount of time in the kitchen trying out new recipes. I love baking/cooking and it would be great if I could find someone who felt the same way. I will bake you cookies and make you eat them until you get diabetes. So, grab a number (and an insulin shot), and get in line.
FYI - I am an atheist. So, if you're religious I will tell you now not to waste your time. I am also quite liberal; conservative Republicans need not apply! Thanks!