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AnomalT317

29 F Grand Blanc, MI

I’m looking for

  • Straight men only
  • Ages 27–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:25pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello? Is it me you're looking for?

What I'm looking for/my Wish List: you're intelligent, curious, confident, down-to-earth, funny, self-aware, emotionally mature, driven, considerate, kind, sane, and passionate. That's not TOO much to ask, is it? ;D
Humor is important to me. Dark humor is the best. I'm looking for a man who's the perfect shade of bottle tan... a man that smells like cocoa butter and cash. Win me over by teaching me something new, making me laugh until my stomach hurts, and challenging me intellectually.

I can be pretty nerdy at times -->(Hey you guys, we can put HTML code in this box! Pretty geeked about this.). I dabble in web and graphic design. I like most things involving science and nature. There's a special place in my heart for neuroscience. Spending the night cuddling on the couch watching Planet Earth is something that I would definitely enjoy. I'm a fan of gory zombie movies and films that make you go "da fuq?!". I dig post-apocalyptic books/movies involving infectious disease outbreaks that cannot be contained by the military or government (ohhh nooooo!). But seriously, earth is going to hell in a handbasket, so let's enjoy this ride, yeah?

Material things aren't all that important to me, so if you are someone who likes to woo the ladies with gifts of "chocolate" diamonds, or ugly-ass Pandora bracelets, I can tell you now that we would NOT be a good match. However, if you want to shower me with gifts of organic produce or pre-paid VISA cards - THAT'S COOL.

Speaking of produce, I'm a fairly healthy eater. I own a Vitamix and actually use it. I spend a decent amount of time in the kitchen trying out new recipes. I love baking/cooking and it would be great if I could find someone who felt the same way. I will bake you cookies and make you eat them until you get diabetes. So, grab a number (and an insulin shot), and get in line.

FYI - I am an atheist. So, if you're religious I will tell you now not to waste your time. I am also quite liberal; conservative Republicans need not apply! Thanks!
What I’m doing with my life
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I used to do research in neuroscience at Michigan State University, but the job was too stressful and much too dangerous (infected papercuts, deep papercuts, formaldehyde-induced headaches, etc.). Nowadays I am devoting my time to a non-profit organization. And school. Again. Always.

I'm fascinated by the human body and how it functions. My ideal career would involve treating people's health conditions with alternative/complementary/natural medicine. :: START rant :: Our current health care system does not promote the prevention of disease, rather, it promotes the use of pharmaceutical drugs and pushes pills on people like candy. :: END rant ::

FYI I am currently dealing with some health issues. I'm not dying or anything, but I am often running low on energy. So, if hanging around someone who is "sick" is awkward for you... well, you know, don't contact me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Gardening, baking gluten-free treats, looking at the intricate details, being straightforward, being your doctor without any formal training, getting weird (in a good way), and making important life decisions during specific phases of the lunar cycle.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile, luscious lips, and vestigial tail.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite music: The Black Keys, Arcade Fire, Bloc Party, Yeasayer, Spinerette, Little Dragon, Bon Iver, Foster the People, Bonobo, Massive Attack, Phantogram, Radiohead, Clint Mansell, The Distillers, classic rock, and lots more! Check out my music stats! last.fm

Tracks on repeat right now: "Fall in Love" and "Black Out Days" by Phantogram, "Gooey" by Glass Animals, "Xibalba" by Clint Mansell/Kronos Quartet

Television: Archer, Arrested Development, Bob's Burgers, Childrens Hospital, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Freaks and Geeks, Frisky Dingo, Game of Thrones, Mr. Show, Party Down, Suburgatory, Strangers with Candy, The IT Crowd, The Walking Dead, True Detective, Twin Peaks, X-Files, and Workaholics.

Food: Seva, Sultan's (middle eastern) in East Lansing, and Altu's Ethiopian restaurant in Lansing.

Movies: 12 Monkeys, se7en, The Skin I Live In, Amores Perros, Old Boy, 21 grams, Pan's Labyrinth, The Orphanage, The Fountain, Memento, Blade Runner, Black Swan, Shutter Island, American Psycho, Chungking Express, Pandorum, Aliens, The Thing (original), Requiem for a Dream, Hard Candy, Léon: The Professional, The Machinist, Mysterious Skin, Idiocracy, A Clockwork Orange, Happiness, Wet Hot American Summer, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Hobo with a Shotgun. The more fucked up the better.

Books: The God Delusion, East of Eden, The Stand, The Passage, The Handmaid's Tale, and other books that have titles starting with 'The'.

Laughs: Pete Holmes, Maria Bamford, Bill Hicks, Doug Benson, Amy Schumer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. chapstick
2. companionship + someone to share/make the good times with
3. a comfy bed + naps
4. books + music + intellectual food for my brain
5. the outdoors + sunlight
6. laughing + humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How Stevie Nicks is my spirit animal.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Visiting a coffee shop for some tea and conversation, reading words and "sounding it out", or fucking the pain away.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't own a smartphone, but I do have a Kindle that I carry around in a BabyBjorn.

It has come to my attention that my profile makes me sound more extroverted than I actually am. In real life, I am indeed an introvert. INFP/INTP depending on the day :) You should be O.K. with spending a night indoors, watching a movie or just shootin the shit with me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- you can handle my vulgar sense of humor,
- you know what Oryx and Crake is,
- you got some testing done through 23andme.com and want to spend the night talking about genetics,
- you're a fellow night owl.