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30 Lake Worth, FL Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20-40
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
May 18
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Welsh (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a carbon based mammalian life form living on the planet Earth.

I'm terrified of water and escalators.

I no longer know who I am and I feel like the ghost of a total stranger.

I disagree with the concept of summarizing myself, but I'll state some facts here in case you're into that kind of thing.

My dog is more important than you. Sorry, that's not going to change. I love the outdoors but I burn very easily, so I'm a bit nocturnal when it comes to spending time outside. I play guitar, I prefer candles to light bulbs, and I read and write a lot.

People seem to think I'm a pessimist- I'm not. I'm realistic. Expressing the possibility of a negative scenario is just mental masturbation. I'm usually in a good mood, and I'm generally happy. Believe it, or not.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Wasting it. This is subject to change.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Evading questions.

Remembering details.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I consistently smell heavily of tobacco, and am often covered in cat hair.

I seem nervous or shy, or both. I'm genuinely neither.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read a lot. If you don't like to read, there's a good chance we won't get along.

I love Asian horror (I don't know why they do it so much better than everyone else) and French drama. My favorite movie of all time is Harold and Maude. Strange Circus is a very close second. Some honorable mentions: Jacob's Ladder, Bizita Q, The Hanging Garden. I love too many films to list.

I like all food except pork. Pork makes me feel sick for some reason. No religious restriction, I just don't like it. Thai is my favorite, and I'm a Thai snob.

Music: everything. I can't think of one genre I dislike. Folk, punk, and 90's rock are my favorites though.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my dog
my glasses
a working bicycle, preferably mine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What would have happened if Franz Kafka's last will and testament had been honored. My intake of vitamin B in relationship to the specific gravity of my urine. How long it's been since my last cigarette. The likelihood that J.D. Salinger and Thomas Pynchon were the same person. One day finding a doctor that will agree to give me a hysterectomy. Whether or not my dreams are as long as they seem or only last a few minutes. What FPS I want to play later. What Hunter Thompson would have to say about the news today. How juvenile and arrogant an idea a capitalist economy is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hunting with Dick Cheney and Sarah Palin.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I enjoy graphically discussing my bowel movements.

Sometimes I blog about you people:
You should message me if
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You aren't boring.