26 Portland, OR
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My self-summary
Will update when I'm not sitting on a bus headed to work....

Transplant from the east coast and it shows.

I listen to George Carlin as I fall asleep, that describes a lot of my thought process and humor. Or Invader Zim. Which will explain my constant saying of Gir phrases. And that my roomies respond back with other various Gir phrases. (:

I have quite a few pieces of metal decorations on my person and a few pieces of ink in my skin. Always working on more.
I am a fan of piercings and tattoos.

I'm a huge fan of cuddling. It makes the soul feel fuller. And I find fuller figured thick ladies sexy

Im getting more into the snuggle up with a bowl and a movie. Also its winter. Trying to find my thing I like to do outside the house. That niche. I'm getting back into shooting pool again and think its great way to have a good conversation and playing for fun not competition. Well sometimes.

The purr of a motorcycle makes me smile. Grew up on those beasts and I miss riding them. Take me out sometime (;

And..... If you have any interest, I am an ENTP.
What I’m doing with my life
I work at a porn store. It has it perks. For the most part I like it. I swear like a sailor and live in house full of random strange people i.e. pirates, mountain climbers, travelers, dirty kids, punks and the like. Wouldn't trade it for anything. Punk house shows every summer.
I’m really good at
Slinging porn and educating the masses about adult products and such. Making the giggles and laughs happen. Drinking tequila and being an awesome human thingie.

Oh, and playing the game. The game of "Where the fuck did I put my coffee down, I fucking hate this game...."
The first things people usually notice about me
Height then boobs. Probably in that order. That I'm dressed ridiculous for some random event or just because. I like playing dress up from free boxing. Its kind my thing. My style changes frequently. I don't fall into a certain category. Right now its the black jeans black shirt and a plaid button up thingie style. Oh and my Chelsea / back hawk hair. Facial piercings etc
The six things I could never do without
I cannot live without coffee... ever. Period.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
A lot. All the time. Hell if I remember. Anything the glows in the dark. Oh, and bunkers. How I will have a bunker one day. And about steam punk and anything fall out style. I'm an oddball. Did I mention in this thing that I'm usually scatter brained.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either working or hanging out with roomates and talking about going out, then never actually going out....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't really keep anything private. I'm open to talk about anything.
You should message me if
Don't mind that I'm scatter brained. And/or like coffee as much as I do. Any coffee will do.