I'm me, a situation I am rather happy with!

I'm not a follower, nor am I a trend setter, what I am though is comfortable in my own skin, so if that means walking through the mean streets of Hove in the absurdest fancy dress ever, or stepping up at Karoake and singing Britney Spears in the style of Captain Beefheart, so be it!

Been in Brighton for 4 years now, though in my heart I'll always be a Londoner. Still I am enjoying living here as there is so much to see and do, the sea breeze is good for you apparently!

By day I work for security access control design company. By night I rob premises protected by my firm's security systems, using the backdoors I installed earlier.

I'm in training for a 10k run in November. Obviously I'm a masochist!

Singing atonally, making cheese on toast and thinking up nonsense on the fly.

I recently discovered that I am good at rescuing cats. Obviously I have a trustworthy face, that and dressing up as a big pink Salmon also helps!

Clumsiness comes naturally to me. Nature has compensated by giving me the ability to style my way through trips and falls. I always look good when tumbling over!

I am quite tall and burly, I have a rugby players physique. In short, bearlike!

Personality wise I tend to be outspoken. I am not afraid to state my opinion on something, even if it flies in the face of popular opinion. However I think I am a generally decent person.
I am totally unable to keep a deadpan face, if I say or hear something absurd, I cannot be serious.
Frequently I say absurd things!

Over the last year I have been compared to the following people, I have no idea what substances were smoked?

Nick Cage, Vernon Kaye, George Michael, Benito Mussolini........

I enjoy reading, especially Science Fiction and History.
Favourite authors include Alastair Reynolds and Stephen Baxter for their hard Sci Fi, Neal Asher for his action, China Mieville for his imagination and David Halberstam for writing about historical figures.

That reminds me, I had better re-read Catch-22 for the millionth time, that book never gets old!

I like most films apart from RomComs, which as a man I am dutybound to hate and crap like 2Fast2Furious, which is just full of cars and absurd swaggering!
I especially like movies that are so bad they are funny. Plan 9 From Outer Space is a classic example of the genre. Also any of the shows covered by MST3K!

My musical tastes swing towards fairly heavy rock and electronica. My favourite band is probably Faith No More, truly a mighty influence on music.

I can handle and enjoy anything up to a Vindaloo, I would quite happily smother myself in chocolate!

Books
Spicy food
Pockets
Free Speech
Seagull repellent
My bath

I am a daydreamer, I am capable of thinking up entire epics in my mind.

Unfortunately if you hum a tune, I won't be able to get it out of my head all day!

Out with my friends in Brighton or robbing a safe which I gained the code to!

I am 'The Thing'

When taking a driving test I reversed over an old lady's dolly trolley. I have been plagued with guilt ever since!

You want a chat, or my credit card details.