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Anonamaus

23 New York, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 31, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Retired
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm finding it to be rather difficult to obtain the motivation I need to fill this out properly. With the amount of time it took for me to decide, I think I've developed Carpal Tunnel.

Boredom and curiosity are the tag team duo who harassed me time and time again into doing this. Bastards, I swear. Regardless though, I'm already committed, and I believe it's my civic duty to fill this out to the best of my abilities.

Looking at the sections ahead, I'm sure you girls out there (and boys I figure) will find more than enough information about me to quench your lustful thirsts. In all seriousness though, I can't be serious.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm doing so many things with my life right now when you look at me, it actually looks like I'm doing nothing! For everyone's sake though, I'll reveal my hidden agenda. I was a security guard for a nice chunk of time, realized that security is the most boring profession in the world, and now I'm trying to head back to college so I can begin my medical profession as a Paramedic. It's been a very long and ridiculous process for me over the last couple of years, especially since I live on my own. Fun though! (Relatively).

Aside from work related stuff, in my free time I'm often playing video games, reading graphic novels/comics, on the Internet for time periods normal human beings can't handle, and I collect a lot of really nerdy shit. As far as indoor stuff goes, that's my life.

Outdoor stuff: ... Still trying to figure this one out.

(Secret Outdoor stuff: I like to go camping, a lot really. I love fishing despite the consensus saying it's boring. Hiking, kayaking, canoing, nature stuff galore! I really should say that I haven't been camping in quite some time now, and it's not nature itself that attracts me. But I would love to go camping very soon, and it's the quiet and lack of millions of people next to me that attracts me most.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
This list is only a formality, because I've already mastered everything:

- Exaggerating
- Fishing
- Lying (I'm terrible at fishing.)
- Video Games (Not a lie.)
- Having Super Powers.
- Deep Sea Diving
- Reciting Pi infinitely.
- Making you wonder if any of this is true (It is. (It really isn't))
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Is that my wallet he's holding?"
Yeah it's the super powers, I'm secretly a kleptomaniac during full moons.

In all seriousness, I have no idea. On many separate occasions I've had strangers ask me "Are you angry?". So I'm under the assumption that people who can't tell which emotions are which, assume I'm always angry. (Smiling = Anger, woo!~)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Hm... So I've already typed a lot. Having this section here is basically OKC giving me the go ahead to type pages worth of all these categories. Don't worry though, laziness has quickly taken me under it's warm embrace and is only allowing me two to three examples per category.

Books: (People actually read books? Blasphemy.)
1. Dante's Inferno
2. The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

Manga/Comics: (Needs it's own category)
1. One Piece
2. The Civil War (Marvel)

Movies: This is actually an incredibly difficult one for me, So I just have to choose my favorite among recently seen movies
1. Django Unchained
2. Once Upon a Time in the West

Shows: Alright, this is seriously unfair now.
1. Attack on Titan
2. Breaking Bad (Finale was satisfying)

Music: This is actually easier for me
1. MF Doom
2. Mindless Self Indulgence

Food:
1. Bacon
2. Bacon. (Bacon is the only food.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Psh. Only 6?

- My cat
- The ability to see
- My pants
- Paper clips
- Pokemon
- Baileys
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
For one if Z-Day started right now, I'd be safer than you. Secondly, why everyone is all of a sudden obsessed with BBM?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Isn't today Friday? What time is it right now... 7:03pm. Hm. I think I'm going to reevaluate my life right now, I'll be back.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm actually from the future. I can admit this because I already know what happens when I do. Not to mention, no one reads this far down anyway.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You made it down this far. I just mentioned that. If you did, seriously let me know. I'll give you a cookie or something, you deserve it.

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