Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm finding it to be rather difficult to obtain the motivation I
need to fill this out properly. With the amount of time it took for
me to decide, I think I've developed Carpal Tunnel.
Boredom and curiosity are the tag team duo who harassed me time and
time again into doing this. Bastards, I swear. Regardless though,
I'm already committed, and I believe it's my civic duty to fill
this out to the best of my abilities.
Looking at the sections ahead, I'm sure you girls out there (and
boys I figure) will find more than enough information about me to
quench your lustful thirsts. In all seriousness though, I can't be
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm doing so many things with my life right now when you look at
me, it actually looks like I'm doing nothing! For everyone's sake
though, I'll reveal my hidden agenda. I was a security guard for a
nice chunk of time, realized that security is the most boring
profession in the world, and now I'm trying to head back to college
so I can begin my medical profession as a Paramedic. It's been a
very long and ridiculous process for me over the last couple of
years, especially since I live on my own. Fun though!
Aside from work related stuff, in my free time I'm often playing
video games, reading graphic novels/comics, on the Internet for
time periods normal human beings can't handle, and I collect a lot
of really nerdy shit. As far as indoor stuff goes, that's my
Outdoor stuff: ... Still trying to figure this one out.
(Secret Outdoor stuff: I like to go camping, a lot really. I love
fishing despite the consensus saying it's boring. Hiking, kayaking,
canoing, nature stuff galore! I really should say that I haven't
been camping in quite some time now, and it's not nature itself
that attracts me. But I would love to go camping very soon, and
it's the quiet and lack of millions of people next to me that
attracts me most.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
This list is only a formality, because I've already mastered
- Lying (I'm terrible at fishing.)
- Video Games (Not a lie.)
- Having Super Powers.
- Deep Sea Diving
- Reciting Pi infinitely.
- Making you wonder if any of this is true (It is. (It really
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Is that my wallet he's holding?"
Yeah it's the super powers, I'm secretly a kleptomaniac during full
In all seriousness, I have no idea. On many separate occasions I've
had strangers ask me "Are you angry?". So I'm under the assumption
that people who can't tell which emotions are which, assume I'm
always angry. (Smiling = Anger, woo!~)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Hm... So I've already typed a lot. Having this section here is
basically OKC giving me the go ahead to type pages worth of all
these categories. Don't worry though, laziness has quickly taken me
under it's warm embrace and is only allowing me two to three
examples per category.
Books: (People actually read books? Blasphemy.)
1. Dante's Inferno
2. The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
Manga/Comics: (Needs it's own category)
1. One Piece
2. The Civil War (Marvel)
Movies: This is actually an incredibly difficult one for me, So I
just have to choose my favorite among recently seen movies
1. Django Unchained
2. Once Upon a Time in the West
Shows: Alright, this is seriously unfair now.
1. Attack on Titan
2. Breaking Bad (Finale was satisfying)
Music: This is actually easier for me
1. MF Doom
2. Mindless Self Indulgence
2. Bacon. (Bacon is the only food.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Psh. Only 6?
- My cat
- The ability to see
- My pants
- Paper clips
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
For one if Z-Day started right now, I'd be safer than you.
Secondly, why everyone is all of a sudden obsessed with BBM?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Isn't today Friday? What time is it right now... 7:03pm. Hm. I
think I'm going to reevaluate my life right now, I'll be back.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm actually from the future. I can admit this because I already
know what happens when I do. Not to mention, no one reads this far
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You made it down this far. I just mentioned that. If you did,
seriously let me know. I'll give you a cookie or something, you
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