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21 M Glencoe, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:45pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Chinese (Okay), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
My name's Greg. I'm in IL only for the summer, which is just the way I like it. I spend a lot of time playing video games and exploring the hidden, naturally-beautiful places around my hometown and fighting imaginary monsters with dice. I long for the day when I once again have my own kitchen. I'm an easygoing soul with a strong drive to do nothing in the most fun manner possible. I'm a sucker for people who know how to articulate their thoughts.

I am insufferable, incorrigible, and irresistible.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm gonna be a mad scientist someday. Goggles, misanthropy, death rays, plagues, the whole nine yards. Gonna blow up a country with a sound cannon. Just you fuckin' wait.

Or maybe I'll be a lab tech. This BS in Chemistry I'm working toward has to be good for something, right?
I’m really good at
Not sweating the small stuff. Cooking up something delicious out of whatever's lying around. Rolling elaborate joints. Making broken things work. Parsing scientific articles. Mixing a mean drink. Cheering up sad people.
The first things people usually notice about me
God I don't know anymore. I have to dress like a straight, white, conservative, heterosexual male for my job and this costume is heavy, stifling, and concealing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: John Dies at the End, Bonk, The Heir Series, Anthem, World War Z, The Zombie Survival Guide, The Phantom Tollbooth, The Lord of the Rings Series, Life of Pi, Everything is Illuminated, Justine
Movies: Paprika, Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie, Fight Club, Tarantino films, Pan's Labyrinth, Iron Sky, Alien, Shoot em Up, the ATHF movie, All of the movies featuring Hannibal Lecter (Especially Red Dragon because what a fucking trip that half-baked attempt to make a few bucks off of rising weaboo culture in the US was)
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------TV: Breaking Bad, The Wire, Greatest Warriors, Game of Thrones, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Regular Show, Fringe, Mythbusters, Deadman Wonderland, Paranoia Agent, So many animes
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Music: Modest Mouse, The Advantage, Animals as Leaders, Metric, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, DJ Ephixa, Two Door Cinema Club, Muse, Phoenix, CHVRCHES, Vampire Weekend
Food: Sushi, Maple, Carbonara, Maple, Curry, Maple, Deli Sandwiches, did I mention Maple?
The six things I could never do without
1) Recharge Time
2) Internet-Enabled Device
3) Time to Decompress
4) Pen and Paper
6) The chance to fix my own problems
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What part of human brain chemistry makes it such that we'd rather choose great immediate benefit with horrific long-term repercussions over little-to-no immediate benefit and insanely positive long-term repercussions? Can this be fixed with some sort of heat ray?

Why doesn't every internet user know Poe's Law? How awful of a joke can I rectify with "#poeslaw"?

What the fuck am I gonna do with myself?

Why are people as individuals and people as part of a whole are so insanely different?

Who figured out that yeast + water + sugar = tasty booze?

Why does men's lingerie consist exclusively of thongs and thongs without crotches? I want something lacy, dammit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Making a mess of your pots and pans.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You wanna get really baked and watch Netflix.

You're a fuckin' dork who likes other dorks.

I love it when people message me first. Don't be scared, I'm a friendly dude.