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21 M Marlboro, VT

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:03pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Chinese (Okay), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name's Greg! I got to a teeny-tiny school on a hill in Vermont, where I study chemistry. I spend a lot of time reading, cooking, and fighting monsters with dice. I long for the day when I once again have my own kitchen in my own house, but for now a communal one will have to do. I'm an easygoing soul with a strong drive to do nothing in the most fun manner possible. I'm a sucker for people who know how to articulate their thoughts.

A short list of important announcements to follow:

-I am not an "M" and I am not "bisexual." I am a queer queer. My pronouns are they/them/theirs. I am not cis, I am not male, and I am not a boy. Please don't assume that I am or call me any of these things. If you can't respect that, don't talk to me.

I am sweet, salient, and sensitive.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm gonna be a mad scientist someday. Goggles, misanthropy, death rays, plagues, the whole nine yards. Gonna blow up capitalism with a sound cannon.

Or maybe I'll be a lab tech. This BS in Chemistry I'm working toward has to be good for something, right?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not sweating the small stuff. Cooking up something delicious out of whatever's lying around. Rolling elaborate joints. Making broken things work. Parsing scientific articles. Mixing a mean drink. Cheering up sad people.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I've got great hair, I think.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: John Dies at the End, Bonk, The Heir Series, Anthem, World War Z, The Zombie Survival Guide, The Phantom Tollbooth, The Lord of the Rings Series, Life of Pi, Everything is Illuminated, This is Where I Leave You

Movies: Paprika, Star Wars IV-VI, Fight Club, Tarantino films, Pan's Labyrinth, Iron Sky, Alien, Shoot em Up, Night Watch, All of the movies featuring Hannibal Lecter

TV: Trailer Park Boys, so many fucking animes, King of the Hill

Music: Emancipator, Bastille, CHVRCHES, Vampire Weekend, Twenty-One Pilots

Food: Sushi, Maple, Carbonara, Maple, Curry, Maple, Deli Sandwiches, did I mention Maple?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Recharge Time
2) Internet-Enabled Device
3) Time to Exist without Expectation
4) Pen and Paper
6) Silence
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What part of human brain chemistry makes it such that we'd rather choose great immediate benefit with horrific long-term repercussions over little-to-no immediate benefit and insanely positive long-term repercussions? Can this be fixed with some sort of heat ray?

Why doesn't every internet user know Poe's Law?

What the fuck am I gonna do with myself?

Why are people as individuals and people as part of a whole are so insanely different?

Who figured out that yeast + water + sugar = tasty booze?

Why does men's lingerie consist exclusively of thongs and thongs without crotches? I want something lacy that has room for a penis, dammit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making a mess of your pots and pans.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Wasps are terrifying.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wanna get really baked and watch Netflix.

You're a fuckin' dork who likes other dorks.

I love it when people message me first. Don't be scared, I'm a friendly person.