I am what I am. I am the sum of experience. A product of nature. The result of nurture. I am everything & nothing; Alpha & Omega; an existence unto myself in which I am all...

...Hi, I am AnonnaMouse & this is my OKC profile. I joined to get a personality quiz results & tbh the only reason I still stay is I want to keep my screename rather then have to resort to "dudeman787" or something if I wanted to return in the future. That, & profile browsing is kinda fun in a strange way.

I dress mostly in black because its the most flattering colour for my figure. I'm really a rainbow puking unicorn inside. My hair is a long, thinning mess. No, any advice on the subject is not welcome. I have no tattoos, though ideas are forming for some. Piercings I currently have one. Try to guess where, I think you'll be pleasantly unsurprised

According to my map of world matches: Britain is a waste of time (duh!). Accordingly, if you live in (ascending order): Massachusetts (USA); Japan; Iceland; Norway; Finland; South Korea, please adopt me

Finally. I am not here for any one thing, & so have selected everything except casual sex partners. The day I openly admit to relying on the internet for sex is the day I jump off a bridge. Colour me a hypocrite if you're hot & offering though :D Note: We're I to meet someone off the net & we hit it off, we henceforth didn't meet online. Oh, & yeah I've answered far too many match questions & done too many tests. I had a lot of free time over the summer. Sue me.

I'll put it this way: you're more likely to find my trying to put my legs behind my head then thinking about finding a job. I can almost get my leg over *hurr hurr*

Despite being on the final year of a degree, I don't really have any plans to do anything with it careerwise as yet. Honestly, what most appeals would be running my own little shop with a friend, making pop-culture references all day. Blame Kevin Smith for my apparent lack of ambition :D

I should probably join a gym or something, as I have a lot of free time for one thing. But all the ones near me seem to insist on displaying the weights section near the front entrance. If theres one thing I don't like about gyms, its grunting, sweaty men in tank tops being homoerotic with eachother (in a totally non-gay way of course). As I say, I am overweight. Fortunately, I mean that literally rather then as a euphemism. MY BMI is 25.7 or there abouts. Doesn't mean I don't have pleanty of jelly to burn off though.

I have been on the shelf for some time now, & to be honest I quite like it up here. Having grown weary of trying to climb down, I think I'm just going to sit & enjoy the view.

Procrastinating

They don't

Novel: Maus (graphic novel is still a novel. Get your head out your arse if you don't think it can be)

Non-fiction: The Cheese & The Worms: the cosmos of a 16th-century miller (fascinating is the only word I have for it really)

Movie: Let the right one in

TV: House

Music: Metal, punk, rock, indie, & some rap, D&B, Dubstep etc... I don't consider Crunk(core) to be music. I've been listening to Minor Threats Discography a lot lately. I like how their music shifts over the course of it: from fast, raw & angry to slower, more reflective & cynical. Kinda like life really.

Food: Korean steamed pork/tofu dumplings

Ramen noodles
Bed
TV
Thoughts
CDs (I may have an MP3 player, but I still like having CDs)
hmm...I dunno for no.6. Porn or something

Everything & Nothing:

Is it possible to live by the saying "you only live once," yet also believe that consequences matter?

How many people who reference Schrödinger's cat actually understand why it's a paradox?

Why is it more unpleasant to see an abused horse standing muddied in a field in an RSPCA advert than the bodies of killed & mutilated civilians on the news?

If I should shave all my facial hair off on December 1st?

How often are phrases like "live to have fun" & "you only life once" etc used as excuses to rationalize getting wasted all the time

Would it be awkward, or hot, if you met someone off Adult Friend Finder who turned out to be someone you knew from school?

Wallowing in my own self-pity. Tastes like chocolate

I don't get out much, & have never been convinced it's my loss for not doing so.

If I made it public, it wouldn't be private =)

You're bored enough to have read to the bottom of this profile & still think I might make tolerable company for conversation.

I can tell you in advance how it is 99% likely to play out. I will respond to your message in an overly verbose manner. We will exchange maybe 4-5 emails of diminishing length & content, after which you will discontinue the conversation. Just the way these things seem to go

In the rare event that you want to IM me (no links to your premium price webcam page please) I'd prefer you send a mail first. Just a personal preference.

On the off chance I sent you a message, don't worry. I assume it will be ignored before I write it.

Thanks for reading o/