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29 Mount Washington, KY Man


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jun 18, 2013
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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*** If you are heavyset, please do not message me. I'm into average builds to downright scrawny. ***

I'm an artist, first and foremost. I do stand-up. I make funny and serious songs with my friends, the band Southern Solstice. I love doing photography - my gallery is here:

I also have a full time job as a warehouse lead at Zappos. I have a pretty big DVD collection and a growing Blu-Ray collection, though my taste in film is pretty snobby and I avoid Hollywood's recycled garbage. My iPod keeps me dancing or writing. I never get enough sleep.

I'm closer to 30 than 20 now, but I'm pretty stable and I love to go out into Louisville to find fun, take pictures, get drinks, and, of course, eat crazy food I've never tried before. Just keep the seafood to yourself, ok? Here's an opinion of mine: Soft drugs make philosophers and creative types, hard drugs make losers and thieves.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm seeing a psychologist because I'm pretty done with the way shit has been and I take it upon myself to make the bigger and better changes. I've always been driven, with a tendency to climb the ladder at any job I've got, but money doesn't rule my life. I have what I need for bills and the rest goes into enjoying my time. Not a saver.

If I decide to go back to school, I think majoring in communications with a minor in philosophy would be a great way to break into the broadcasting field. Psychology would be fun. I'd love to start a Frozen Yogurt franchise in my shitty little town and get out from under the man. :) I hate working for other people.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
All kinds of things. I'm a jack of all trades, a master of none.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a big guy. 6ft 3in, 215lbs, broad-shouldered, hairy chest. But I'm looking for the opposite... Small guy, thin, not a lot of body hair. Being attractive in the face is important. No jabs about me being shallow; at least I'm being upfront and honest.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Medusa and the Snail
When You Are Engulfed in Flames
The Velvet Rage
Call Me By Your Name
The Elusive Embrace
I Am America (And So Can You!)
The Third Eye

--- Charlie Kaufman
> Being John Malkovich
> Human Nature
> Adaptation
> Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
> Synechdoche, New York
--- The Coen Brothers
> Fargo
> O Brother, Where Art Thou?
> No Country For Old Men
> The Man Who Wasn't There
--- Wes Anderson
> The Royal Tenenbaums
> The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
> The Darjeeling Limited
--- P.T. Anderson
> Boogie Nights
> Magnolia
> Punch-Drunk Love
> There Will Be Blood
--- Independent Film
> Brick
> Moon
> Powder
> Hard Candy
> The Chumscrubber
-- Favorite Actors
> Kate Winslet
> John Cusack
> John Goodman
> Phillip Seymour Hoffman
> Tim Robbins
> Jeff Daniels

Modest Mouse
The Doves
Belle & Sebastian
The Mountain Goats

--- HBO
> Mr. Show with Bob and David
> Six Feet Under
> John From Cincinnati
> Curb Your Enthusiasm
> Flight of the Concohrds
> True Blood
> Enlightened
> Real Time with Bill Maher
> Queer As Folk
> Dead Like Me
> Dexter
> Weeds
> The Big C
> Nurse Jackie
> The Green Room with Paul Provenza
> Shameless
> America's Got Talent
> ER
> Friends
> Seinfeld
> 3rd Rock from the Sun
> Titus
> Adventure Time
> Arrested Development
> Aqua Teen Hunger Squad / Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1
> Children's Hospital
> Robot Chicken
> Stella
> Strangers With Candy
> South Park
> Workaholics
> Michael & Michael Have Issues
> Rocko's Modern Life
> CatDog
> The Rugrats
> Doug
> Aaagghhh! Real Monsters!
> Spongebob Squarepants
> The Secret World of Alex Mack
> Hey Dude
> Salute Your Shorts
> Figure It Out!
> All That
> Are You Afraid of the Dark?

> Chinese
> Thai
> Indian
> Mediterranean
> Italian
> Mongolian
> Japanese
> Mexican
> European
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
> Digital Camera
> Laptop/Internet
> My car
> My best friends
> Travel
> Live shows
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sex. Photography. Art. Philosophy. Cute guys who smell good.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking Rum&Coke and chilling in my pool. It IS the summertime, you know.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm willing to admit way more about myself than most people. I live as honestly as I can. Maybe not as openly as I'd like, but I'll be silent before I lie.

I have a genuine distaste for females. I don't like them. I can get along with them in a work setting, but in my personal life, I do not talk to straight girls. I have a few lesbians I don't mind, but straight girls bug me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.'re ready for an intensely sexual friendship.

I want to find friends to see movies with, go out to eat, go to shows, but that are always up for a good blowjob or more after we're done. No clingy nonsense. We should have our own lives, but enjoy being around each other quite a bit.