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29 Mount Washington, KY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 18-27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:42pm
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
High school
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Me is a funny person who talk smart.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Alcohol industry insider.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Penises. Or is it Penii?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall and loud and I will interrupt you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books that impacted me the most? The Giver, Mary Shelly's Frankenstein, Jekyll & Hyde, Lewis Thomas' The Lives of the Cell

Movies? Love them. Fave filmmakers are Wes Anderson, Charlie Kaufman, PT Anderson, Coen Brothers.

Music that I dig is all over the map. Some highlights include Bright Eyes, The Mountain Goats, The Killers, Devotchka... and classic rock. Thanks, mom.

TV? Oh, god. So much. Let's just stick to currently airing... Always Sunny, Shameless, The Leftovers, Better Call Saul, Rick & Morty, Broad City...

And as far as food goes, my interests are spicy and intense. I am addicted to wasabi peas. I absolutely do not eat seafood of any kind. Land animals only.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food. Water. Shelter. Dicks. Balls. Jizz.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sex. Photography. Art. Philosophy. Cute guys who smell good.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm willing to admit way more about myself than most people. I fucking hate small talk. Tell me what moves you or makes your blood boil, because I won't be friends with people who can't do deep conversation on the reg.
You should message me if
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- you're offering to buy dinner
- you want head and aren't gross
- you need a photographer
- you don't have to google Charlie Kaufman