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22 Minneapolis, MN Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Full figured
Strictly anything
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Russian (Poorly), Spanish (Okay), Portuguese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I would like to find someone with whom I have a strong connection, great chemistry, and lots of fun. Dream big, kids.

I care deeply about people, and I'm super sensitive, which is not always the best. I'm loud and honest, and not a born and bread Midwesterner, so watch out.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working to pay the bills. Trying to get in shape. Obsessing over my new bike, and watching Gossip Girl for the first time through
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
complaining and blow-jobs. Though the two are not related. Also English
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm reading Kite Runner for the first time. I really enjoy the Miss Peregrine series. When recently asked my 3 favorite books I said 1Q84, The Namesake, and Dry, though I have read Sellevision so many times, it should be top of the list.
I'm watching Gossip Girl for the first time. I watch other shows on occasion, but don't own a television or have the desire to start watching a lot of TV.
I just bought a Reel Big Fish Album. I love the New Pornographers, and sometimes I dance around singing Top 40s garbage. No shame. I also know all the lyrics to Crazy Rap by Afroman, so do what you will with that information.
I'm trying to adopt healthier eating habits that fit in with my life. And sometimes I get a yearning for spicy food and then just need a vehicle for my hot sauce, and a judgement free zone.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Subaru
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future, the past, the present.
My deep seeded desire to be a mermaid.
My lack of clarity about the future I would like to pursue.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a typical Friday night, I am.

As of now I work most Saturdays at 5am, so as if my general disdain for loud places and overpriced drinks weren't enough, that definitely hinders my partying.
You should message me if
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You want to talk to me. A visit or a match won't likely garner my attention. Plus I usually assume a visit without a message indicates a lack of interest.
You actually read any of this blather.
You speak English Like a boss.
You have a sense of humor.
You like The Lonely Island.
You read.
You are a kinky, dominant male, looking for a monogamous relationship.
You are lonely as fuck and really just wish that you could meet a super awesome cuddle buddy/make-out partner.