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22 Minneapolis, MN Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:31am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Full figured
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Russian (Poorly), Spanish (Okay), Portuguese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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First and foremost I should say I am not just looking for casual sex, random hookups, or friends/acquaintances with benefits.

I just want someone with whom I can hang out and be boring. I would rather not have to put on a bra or pants if I don't have to. Sometimes it's fun to get dressed up and sometimes it's fun to go out. But let's be honest, I work a lot and don't make a lot, and I just want someone that I love spending time with no matter what we are doing.

Likes: people, dicking around, watching movies, hiking, knitting, lifting, rope, other things. I tend to be loud and outgoing, and I love to meet new people and try new things.

Feel free to ask me whatever you want to know.... I'm open and honest and not into bullshit or playing games. I'm working on this self-summary nonsense, but as you can tell it is not going well (accidental rhyme).
What I’m doing with my life
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Working, working out, enjoying life, exploring the dangerous world of online dating.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, listening, taking care of people, making a fool of myself in public, cooking, getting annoyed while reading my OkCupid profile and wondering if people are bored by it, writing haikus, learning phrases in other languages, becoming very invested in conversations on a variety of topics and movies from almost any genre. Also English, I am really good at English.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm kind of really loud... and I say things that some people seem to find outrageous.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book: I like to read, when I don't I can feel myself getting less intelligent in my post-college slothenliness. I like Augusten Burroughs and Tucker Max, and have recently been branching out and looking for new and interesting things to read. Any suggestions?

Movies: I love movies. Good ones are my favorite, but I enjoy watching garbage movies too. I enjoy horror but am bad at watching it. I like romantic comedies and documentaries and sci-fi and most things, just depends on my mood.

TV: not at the moment. I've seen Orange is the New Black, and the first three seasons of American Horror Story. I like Parks and Rec and have kept up with Agrnts of Shield. But I don't actually have a TV. So there's that.

Music: I don't like jazz and I know all the lyrics to "Crazy Rap/Colt 45" by Afroman. No shame. I may be the least musical person I know. Lately I have been listening to Tune Yards, New Pornographers, and Pandora's LMFAO station while I work out.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A solid pair of sneakers, water (for swimming...and drinking), warm clothes, my Subaru, my iPhone, sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the future, sleep, dreams, guys, my recent interactions, what I'm going to wear, people, life

Why are men so bad at taking pictures of themselves?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a typical Friday night, I am.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I absolutely hate double stuffed Oreos.

Also I think that this profile does not convey who I am as well as I would like it to, but it is what it is.
You should message me if
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you are capable of stringing words together into a coherent sentence.

You do not wish to make an outfit out of my skin.

You would like to meet in person rather than attempting to carry on some inane online chat for longer than any person should.