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AnonymousOrange

23 Minneapolis, MN Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:30pm
Orientation
Bisexual, Pansexual, Questioning
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Russian (Poorly), Spanish (Okay), Portuguese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I would like to find someone with whom I have a strong connection, great chemistry, and lots of fun. Dream big, kids.

I care deeply about people, and I'm super sensitive, which is not always the best. I'm loud and honest, and not a born and bread Midwesterner, so watch out.

Also I think women are objectively more attractive. For every reasonably good-looking guy you see, there are probably ten stunningly beautiful women.

That being said I men too. I just think it's hard to find good ones. They are so often quieter than the shit heads.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working to pay the bills. Trying to get in shape. Obsessing over my new bike, and reading when I have the time and energy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Using power tools,
Floating, treading water, slowly swimming for a long time,
Telling terrible stories and jokes
Knowing how to use equipment at the gym
Pretending I know things
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
When recently asked my 3 favorite books I said 1Q84, The Namesake, and Dry, though I have read Sellevision so many times, it should be top of the list.

I don't own a television or have the desire to start watching a lot of TV. I do my best to keep up with Orphan Black, and I have watched all of Parks and Rec as well as several seasons of Gossip Girl.

I like movies ranging from the silly to the serious, and sometimes go through horror movie binge watch sessions, probably just a manifestation of my masochism more than anything else.

I just had a pretty serious Weezer phase. I love the New Pornographers, and sometimes I dance around singing Top 40s garbage. No shame. I also know all the lyrics to Crazy Rap by Afroman, and get super excited when The Violent Femmes come on the radio.

I'm trying to adopt healthier eating habits that fit in with my life. Sometimes I get a yearning for spicy food and then just need a vehicle for hot sauce, and a judgement free zone. I also love sushi and often just want to binge eat raw fish.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Shoes
My Subaru
People
Sun
Water
Sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future, the past, the present.
My deep seeded desire to be a mermaid.
My lack of clarity about the future I would like to pursue.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a typical Friday night, I am.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You want to talk to me.
-You have a sense of humor.
-You want to engage in conversation whether completely comical, deeply philosophical, or anywhere in between.
-You read.
-You are kinky and dominant/a top/a switch or some varietal therein
-You really just wish that you could meet a super awesome cuddle buddy/make-out partner.
-You are a beautiful, interesting, amazing person.

Choose any two (or more)

*I usually assume a visit without a message indicates a lack of interest, though that doesn't always stop me from messaging someone I find interesting.