Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have an itch that needs to be scratched. This runs deeper than
sex. If you saw fifty shades of grey and learned something or
thought "hey, that looks interesting" you are not the guy for
I would like to find someone with whom I have a strong connection,
great chemistry, and lots of fun. Dream big, kids.
I care deeply about people, and I'm super sensitive, which is not
always the best. I'm loud and honest, and not a born and bread
Midwesterner, so watch out.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working to pay the bills. Trying to get in shape.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
complaining and blow-jobs. Though the two are not related
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm reading Kite Runner for the first time.
I'm watching Gossip Girl for the first time,
I just bought a Reel Big Fish Album.
I'll eat anything and had beer for dinner (4.14.2015).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future, the past, the present
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a typical Friday night, I am.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to talk to me. A visit or a match won't garner my
You actually read any of this blather.
You speak English Like a boss.
You have a sense of humor.
You like The Lonely Island.
You are a kinky, dominant male, looking for a monogamous
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.