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33 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24-38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 21
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Might want kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), Italian (Somewhat), C++ (Fluently), Chinese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
$50 says you look at my pictures before reading this.

I'm a guy. I have a cat. I read books. I play on the computer. I like games. I like parks. I like brunch.

This is me baking bread:
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Smashing buildings and fighting the occasional massive creature. No wait, that's Godzilla. Nevermind.... it's Godzilla.

Actually, I make money by pushing around 1's and 0's. I make fun by surrounding myself with good people. Life is pretty simple when you break it down into it's core components.

I like to have equal amounts of adventure and couchwarming. Sometimes you've gotta get out there and party like it is your last day on earth, and other times you've got to sit on the couch getting baked while eating cake and watching TV.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Oh you know; lots of cool shit 'n stuff. For instance; I'm totally mack. Keep your panties on ladies.

I'm also good at being silly.
The first things people usually notice about me
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You should probably let me know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
It looks like somewhere along the line, this became five things instead of four. And so, for you internet citizen; I address this.

a.) ANYTHING by Bukowski. Vonnegut, George R.R. Martin

b.) There Will Be Blood

c.) Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica, Archer, Parks and Rec,Shark Tank,Chopped

d.) Depends on the week. Right now, Feeling them NY Night Train sets, with a dash of Northern Soul. Also Soopasoul; always.

e.) Right now, tacos. Usually, cheeseburgers.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

- ideas I can possibly turn into a video game
- what to cook for dinner
- where to go next
- human nature
- the ladies
- What my cat is dreaming about when she is in a deep sleep, and I see her kicking her legs. What do you think cat's dream about?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Nice try stalker.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes I dance for my cat....

... don't judge me.
You should message me if
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You're funny, and kind.
You're naturally weird, in a not forced way.
You live in a five block radius. If not, you at least live in a reasonably geographically convenient location; like Park Slope, or Mars.