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Ansonfrog

35 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:50am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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NERRRRRD. What, more elaborate? Fine. I never really understood the school paradigm, and spent too much time playing Internet chess until 4am instead of really working. Aaand, well, in the real world, it's funny how much really striving matters. I took a few years of face plants to internalize that lesson. Now, I've got a good job, a monogamish relationship with a good woman, and a lot of good friends. I guess I'm here on OKC to find new and entertaining perspectives and bars. Definitely new bars.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am saving up for Skull Island (the artificial supervillian base I'm planning for the middle of Lake Michigan. Got any good take-over-the-world schemes?)

Really? I'unno. Stuff? I'm really enjoying it though.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Games, math, logic, missing social subtleties, causing trouble, sleeping, procrastinating, spouting off facts that I can't possibly know but are inevitably true, sleeping, quoting Star Wars, reading incredibly fast, and figuring things out by reading signs and guides. Oh, and modesty. I am the BEST at modesty.

I also think I'm funny. Agree to disagree?
The first things people usually notice about me
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Is my long hair. I try to keep it in a neat ponytail but until I have time to brush it in the morning it flies loose. I love to have it brushed, played with, even braided. That's probably the best way to pamper me.

I got called "ma'am" a lot when I was working retail. :(
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything by Heinlein, Asimov or Phillip K Dick. Terry Pratchett, Stephen King (yes, I'm ashamed), Gaiman, Gibson, Stephenson, and I'm dying for Wheel of Time to finally be wrapped up.

LOTR, the good Star Wars, I love Pixar, anything funny but not featuring a horribly awkward yet clueless male lead.

TV? Do you mean Netflix streaming? I watched the hell out of House, BSG, Sherlock, Archer, HIMYM, and Scrubs. Otherwise I use my TV to show me Bears games.

Mmyep, I like some food. Bacon is the best spice.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My dog
-Caffiene
-Being able to read
-Breaking rules for my own amusement
-Most importantly, my primary relationship
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Books, games, what I want to set on fire, math problems. I enjoy thinking of really bad jokes to tell people.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Same thing I do every other night; trying to take over the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm still using a variant of my 16 year old self's username.
You should message me if
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You accept that I'm in an open relationship.
You like board games, puzzles, and puns.
You're looking for entertainment and conversation, not marriage or forever.
You have something you want set on fire, discreetly.