Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
NERRRRRD. What, more elaborate? Fine. I never really understood the
school paradigm, and spent too much time playing Internet chess
until 4am instead of really working. Aaand, well, in the real
world, it's funny how much really striving matters. I took a few
years of face plants to internalize that lesson. Now, I've got a
good job, a monogamish relationship with a good woman, and a lot of
good friends. I guess I'm here on OKC to find new and entertaining
perspectives and bars. Definitely new bars.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am saving up for Skull Island (the artificial supervillian base
I'm planning for the middle of Lake Michigan. Got any good
Really? I'unno. Stuff? I'm really enjoying it though.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Games, math, logic, missing social subtleties, causing trouble,
sleeping, procrastinating, spouting off facts that I can't possibly
know but are inevitably true, sleeping, quoting Star Wars, reading
incredibly fast, and figuring things out by reading signs and
guides. Oh, and modesty. I am the BEST at modesty.
I also think I'm funny. Agree to disagree?
The first things people usually notice about me
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Is my long hair. I try to keep it in a neat ponytail but until I
have time to brush it in the morning it flies loose. I love to have
it brushed, played with, even braided. That's probably the best way
to pamper me.
I got called "ma'am" a lot when I was working retail. :(
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything by Heinlein, Asimov or Phillip K Dick. Terry Pratchett,
Stephen King (yes, I'm ashamed), Gaiman, Gibson, Stephenson, and
I'm dying for Wheel of Time to finally be wrapped up.
LOTR, the good Star Wars, I love Pixar, anything funny but not
featuring a horribly awkward yet clueless male lead.
TV? Do you mean Netflix streaming? I watched the hell out of House,
BSG, Sherlock, Archer, HIMYM, and Scrubs. Otherwise I use my TV to
show me Bears games.
Mmyep, I like some food. Bacon is the best spice.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Being able to read
-Breaking rules for my own amusement
-Most importantly, my primary relationship
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Books, games, what I want to set on fire, math problems. I enjoy
thinking of really bad jokes to tell people.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Same thing I do every other night; trying to take over the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm still using a variant of my 16 year old self's username.
You should message me if
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You accept that I'm in an open relationship.
You like board games, puzzles, and puns.
You're looking for entertainment and conversation, not marriage or
You have something you want set on fire, discreetly.
Who are you looking for?
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