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Antiloquist

31 San Francisco, CA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Mar 2
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Administration
Income
Status
Seeing Someone
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
WOMEN FOR FRIENDS ONLY.

I can have oodles of charm when I want to.

Life synopsis: Oddball characters, grisly slapstick and eccentric romance.

I am not "great" at one thing, but "good" at many. I can be very passionate about things, even if sometimes its only for months, weeks, or moments. I encourage conversations that challenge my beliefs. I laugh a lot. I think a positive mind set can be contagious. I'm not good with overly sensitive types, or rather, they are not good with me. I am weird. I give the best nicknames. Sometimes I rather observe than participate. I make up my own words. My socks never match. I have a morbid streak. I don't drink coffee.

Dont bother messaging me about having a threesome with your significant other, because I wont.
WOMEN FOR FRIENDS ONLY.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being awesome.

“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.” - Woody Allen
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Letting go.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My face tattoo and gold grillz
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Douglas Adams
Tristan Egolf
Chuck Palahniuk
Charles Bukowski
Amy Hempel
Paulo Coelho
Albert Camus
Kurt Vonnegut
Kahlil Gibran

DELICATESSEN
City of God
A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints
Blue Velvet
I Saw the Devil
Annie Hall
Buffalo 66'
THE LAST UNICORN
Usual Suspects
Harold and Maude
Hurlyburly
Spirited Away
Rosemary's baby
the Squid and the Whale
Grave of the Fireflies

Breaking Bad
Alfred Hitchcock Presents
CARNIVALE
The Twilight Zone
Dr. Katz
The Simpsons
Bates Motel
Myrtle Manor
Arrested Development
Always Sunny

Noah and the Whale
Dr Dog
Fruit Bats
Okkervil River
Bob Dylan
Vampire Weekend
Passion Pit
Band of Horses
Led Zeppelin
Wolf Parade
PRINCE
Otis Redding
yo la tengo
Modest Mouse
neutral milk hotel
animal collective
The Weakerthans
Iron and Wine
Clap your hands say Yeah
the Thermals
Pulp
Broken Social Scene
Mirah
the blow
the books
the Constantines

CHEESEBURGERS
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cheese, 6 different kinds.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future and Nicolas Cage, and maybe a future with Nicolas Cage.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching a Nicolas Cage movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I enjoy my nightmares.
You should message me if
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You are looking to meet new friends.
FRIENDS ONLY.