Laid back. Shorts and flip flops whenever possible. Bit of a homebody. Prefer unusual and abstract topics of conversation. Good memory frequently mistaken for being thoughtful and considerate.

Things I've Learned About Myself From OKCupid:
- I refuse to answer 75% of questions because I consider them improperly phrased.
- The only things that are "very important" to me are having sex with someone before marrying them and using contraceptives
- The only things that are "somewhat important" to me are being able to answer simple math and logic questions, and putting friends and family before religion
- I'm apparently willing to try anything in the bedroom except for cutting (sorry cutters) and have a relaxed attitude toward drugs. What you happen to think about this, however, is irrelevant to me.

- Most importantly, almost all of my top matches self-identify as bisexual. It follows that bisexuals are rational people who excel at math and logic. This.. is not a stereotype I was aware of.

MOVIES:
Best Movie (That Makes Me Sound Sophisticated): Dr. Strangelove
Actual Favorite Movie: Dr. Strangelove
Highest Grossing Movie Never Seen: Titanic
Highest Grossing Movie Never Seen (Adjusted for Inflation): The Ten Commandments
Guiltiest Pleasure: Richard Linklater films

MUSIC:
Favorite Bands: Possibly obscure list of indie rock, pop, folk, and alt-country
Guiltiest Pleasure: 80s New Wave / Jam Bands (tie)
Favorite Instruments: Violin, harmonica, banjo
Least Favorite Song: Journey - "Don't Stop Believing" / Garth Brooks - "Friends in Low Places" (tie)

TELEVISION:
Best Drama (All Time): The Wire
Best Drama (Current): Dexter
Best Comedy (Situation): Arrested Development
Best Comedy (Sketch): Mr. Show
Best Fake News: Colbert Report
Guiltiest Pleasure: True Blood
Nerdiest Pleasure: Battlestar Galactica

1. TBD
2. Carbon
3. Hydrogen
4. TBA
5. Nitrogen
6. Oxygen

Wondering why I volunteered to DD.

Life hasn't turned out the way I expected.

You secretly believe you're too good to be meeting people online.