Human being. I am very outspoken yet possess a dry wit that seems to be popular with the masses.
I like to debate the merits of any given topic that may arise. Underneath the initially brusque facade, lies a very passionate and compassionate human being. I enjoy laughing, getting out of town and spontaneity whenever I have time for it. Reasonable discourse is always fun. I also despise having sinus infections. I treasure my friends and those closest to me. I can be a tough nut to crack. I love to write, hike, and have been trying to motivate myself to get in a little better shape. I'd love to meet someone who can give me a swift kick in the ass and isn't afraid to have an opinion.

Bartending full time at a finer establishment here in Lexington. Trying to build a better mousetrap every chance I get.

Remembering all matter of minutiae. Making cocktails. Inducing the laughter of others. Writing. The "Have A Drink On Me" drinking game, Crossword Puzzles. Making people uneasy.

My wit and impressively furrowed brow.

Literature: Hunter S. Thompson, Raymond Carver, "A Confederacy of Dunces", "Bluebeard", "A Separate Peace", "All The President's Men", "The Stranger", "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest", "Dubliners", "Kitchen Confidential", "One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish", "Still Life with Woodpecker",

Movies: Coen Brothers, "The Corndog Man", "Happiness", David Lynch, "The Last Detail", Kubrick, "World's Greatest Dad", Anything subversive, dark, and/or inappropriate.

Tunes: Ween, Frank Zappa, Faith No More, Tom Waits, Iron Maiden, David Bowie, Talking Heads, Stones, Pixies, Classic Soul/R&B, R.E.M., Primus, T. Rex and many many others.

Consumables: Veal Scallopini, Cranberries, Peanut Butter, Marble Rye.

Books, IPod, Green Tea, Bananas, Pants, Drillbits.

the next miracle product. Various ways to describe things. American History.

Pouring Drinks and Exchanging witty barbs with an impressively awesome clientele.

I prefer Tab to Diet Rite.

You think this is one of the greatest things you have ever heard.