AortaPlunk
29 Livermore, CA
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My self-summary
Just so you know, my screen name is an anagram of my real name. Points if you can figure it out!

I love a good story. If you have one to share, I'd like to hear it. I know some of my own too.

I enjoy sarcasm and witty banter. It's rare that I can't think up a response to somebody else's quip. I do know when not to voice some comments. If you can render me speechless with a retort, I find that attractive.

Comedy is very important to me. I'm always up for a good laugh. I find a fairly wide variety of comedy sub-genres funny.

What else do you want to know?
What I’m doing with my life
I started my own animation business! It's been an exciting challenge so far.
I’m really good at
- Listening
- Making people laugh
- Making dry, sarcastic comments
- Innuendo
- Walking really fast around the city
- Finding a silver lining when life is hard
- Empathy and Sympathy
- Playing with my cat, Donut
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably the combination of my eyes and glasses. It's hard to explain, so see for yourself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Wheel of Time Series, LotR, Ender's Game, Pathfinder

Pixar, Dreamworks films; most animation. The Fifth Element, Star Wars 4-6, The Matrix, Iron Man, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Stranger then Fiction, The Hangover, Snatch, Ocean's Eleven

Burn Notice, Psych, Scrubs, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Mock the Week, QI

Anything but Country and hardcore rap.

Pizza, Pasta, Chinese food, Japanese food, good burgers, broccoli, pineapple, a lot of different stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Laughter
Close friends. I prefer having a few close friends rather than a ton of acquaintances.
Good stories
Respect from my peers
Internet
Good food
Sarcasm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
A wide variety of stuff. Some common threads include friends, family, school, food, something funny I saw that makes me laugh, which causes people to look at me like I'm weird.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'll hang out with friends if given the chance. Grab a late night bite to eat, watch a movie, go to a bar, etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I beat Cancer. I have the scars to prove it, and some crazy stories.

I think I'm more spontaneous than this site says I am. *grumble* :)
You should message me if
You want to!
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