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ApeOrMan

31 / M / Straight / Single

Oakland, California

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:59am
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m).
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Okay), Spanish (Okay), Indonesian (Okay), Turkish (Okay)

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My self-summary
I like bicycles, cats, music, snacks, more snacks, cats, and snacks. I lived for a decade out of the country traveling by tall bike around the world, living from wealth acquired through music and circus acts. It was an excellent way to educate myself during post- high school formative years. Now I am learning nautical skills in hopes of traveling the world again. My sense of humor is a force to be reckoned with. I can make everybody laugh, regardless of background.
What I’m doing with my life
I am currently enrolled in community college getting certified in everything. Beyond that I have been rebuilding a 46' sailboat for a few years. I play music a lot, and have recently started learning how to make electronic music on a program called Ableton.
I’m really good at
Music (several instruments), cooking, mechanical work, making people laugh a lot.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am extremely goofy and have a predilection for the bizarre.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Really? Favorites? I like nonfiction books, and spend a lot of time reading about history, engineering, science, etc. Textbooks are fun! For movies, I would probably say comedies, especially pre-1940.
Shows? Musicals I suppose.
Music? Geez, most anything. I like a lot of classical- Borodin, Beethoven, Bach, Chopin, Mussorgsky, Saint-Saens, Puccini, Wagner, Verdi, Delibes, Strauss (both of them), Schubert, etc. Jazz- Charles Mingus, Nina Simone, Art Tatum, Sidney Bechet, Jabbo Smith, James P. Johnson, Raymond Scott, etc. Hip Hop- Afrika Bambaataa, Ultramagnetic MCs, Cookie Crew, Salt n Pepa, Grandmaster Flash, Young MC, KRS One, Outkast, Public Enemy, etc. Rembetika- Rita Abaci, Markos Vamvakaris, Xaris Alexiou, etc. Turkish- Selim Sessler (we got to play with him!!!), Göksel Baktagir, N.Nalabantoglu, Mustafa Kandirli, etc. Romani- Dona Dumitru, Gabi Lunca, Roberto de Brasov, Madalin Voicu, Fanfare Ciocarlia, etc. Chinese, Indonesian, Thai/Lao pop all have a special place in my heart too...
Food? Wow, even broader. Never had a snack I didn't like. Fermented mare's milk in mongolia, bao zi in China, Nasi Lemak and masala dosa in Malaysia... Most mediterranean snacks- dolmadakia, mousakka, mercimek corbasi, all pasta, frutti di mare, etc. Love to eat, love to cook!
The six things I could never do without
Snacks, music, laughter. Repeat in any combination. Also education and knowledge. I'd say coffee, but I could certainly do without that, though I truly enjoy it in all of its incarnations and in large quantities. I couldn't do without relieving myself of snacks past, and I do that at least once per day.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Symphonic composition, cats, snacks, spiral bevel gears. I have a lot of internal dialogue going most of the time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Rowing, cycling, reading, out playing music, kickin' it with friends. I've never been a big fan of bars, unless I am paid to play in one.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like Britney Spears sometimes, and will actively listen and dance to it too, even among the truck mechanics I associate with. Sometimes people think I am nuts. I probably am. I sing to my cat too, and rewrite the lyrics to pop songs so they apply to my cat. I also found a taco costume for my cat!
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, activity partners
You should message me if
you are literate.