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ApertureLabRats

31 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, Native American, Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm just tryin' not to let the guy from the P90 video show me up. You know the one guy with the one leg, got the nerve to be on the cardio tape. Come on dude really... Really!?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Ok so when I'm not working I'm; challenging people to random competitions, baking, playing video/board/card games, reading, waiting for the Sonics to come back, watching movies/t.v., bowling, writing, dealing with fantasy football while still supporting my Seahawks (it can be a little tricky), staying social, and or but definitely limited to sometimes slaying Frost Giants (I know it's dangerous, but think of the experience points)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Detecting sarcasm and solving puzzles
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How much I hate coconut. And that's a big plus to people, very perceptive you are
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books; Hunger Games, Fables, The Goon, Ultimate Spider-Man, and Uzumaki

Movies; The Shawshank Redemption, Austin Powers, Kick-Ass, Old School, and Sin City

Shows; New Girl, It's Always Sunny, Spy, Community, and Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Music; Kings of Leon, E-40, Rhye, Drake, and Miguel

Food; (As I'm sure you all know, anything besides coconut)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Domesticable animals (can you imagine if every animal tried to take a bite out of us... relentlessly)

2. Sports slow motion replays

3. Blankets (you know how cold we would be without blankets!)

4. Racial profiling

5. The idea of soup

6. And football referees (could you imagine the bloodshed without)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Black Holes. If all they do is expand and destroy everything that enters then at some point wouldn't they destroy the whole universe?
And on that note universal cables... can they work on devices from other planets? They're universal
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Yearning for the days of yore. But I get over it and find something interesting on Netflix to watch
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hang out at conventions with nerds and tailgate with frat bros, I guess I always have that need to be the token black guy...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If "and only if" you think they should of done the Walking Dead series in black and white... and if you're ok with the fact that my bumper sticker says my other ride is a Warthog. And! If you have a gerbil and you named him Lemmiwinks... and you dress him up in little warrior costumes :)