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Apex0531

35 M Miami, FL

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
For starters...here is what my pics won't have...me posing in the mirror with my shirt off, I don't need to take a pic in front of my car, I am not on a boat holding a fish I caught, I am not flashing any gang signs, I don't want a 3some and I don't want to "take care of you"...so now that we got that out of the way lol ...I know the first thing that you're going to do is look at my photos! Go ahead, I'll wait...I'm guessing if you've read this far it means I've passed the photo test lol I was raised in New York and moved to Miami after college. I loved my time in New York but haven't looked back. South Florida is the most beautiful place in the world...but finding a quality person here can definitely be a challenge..hence, why I'm here lol I have lived in Toronto and Costa Rica as well, and in case you haven't noticed by now, I love to travel. I'm a consultant for a marketing firm and love what I do. I am just as comfortable in a trendy restaurant as I am on my couch watching a movie with someone special. I have a passion for cooking and love just about anything outdoors. I am looking for a woman that's attractive, educated, ambitious, loves animals, family oriented, has a positive attitude and has a great sense of humor ( is that so much to ask for? Oh, that's right...this is South Florida lol ) So to recap...I live by myself. I own my own place, I wear socks that match and I love my mom.

Here are 10 reasons that you should date me :

1) You'll never have to worry about driving illegally in the carpool lane again
2) I'll let you push me on the swings
3) I'm housebroken
4) I'll carve our initials in a tree
5) I'll take care of you when you are sick
6) I have never eaten yellow snow
7) I was the second grade spelling bee champ
8) I'll think its cute when you get too drunk
9) The only time I will check out girls is when I think of all the reasons that you are better
10) I'm pretty damn funny

After reading this far you've already got too much time invested already...might as well email me...
What I’m doing with my life
I can honestly say that I am at a good point in my life...I have a career, I'm financially stable, I have a great group of friends and I know who I am and where I'm going...I guess the only thing I'm missing is someone to share the journey with
( how corny did that just sound? lol )
I’m really good at
Admitting when I am wrong
Saying that I'm sorry
Putting a smile on peoples' faces
Tying other peoples' shoe laces
And apparently rhyming about nonsense
The first things people usually notice about me
That I don't take myself too seriously
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite book is "Don't Sweat the Small Stuff", Favorite movies include Shawshank Redemption, Training Day, and The Hangover, I love Family Guy, New Girl and Impractical Jokers, 20/20, Dateline, and 48 Hours Mystery...my favorite restaurants include Nobu, Sushi Samba and Prime 112..I am a huge sports fan with season tickets to the Heat..and since I live in Miami I'm usually in South Beach, Brickell, The Grove or The Gables...
The six things I could never do without
Family
Friends
My pets
Sports
Weekends
and hopefully you ( that was sooooo sweet )
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Is it really this hard to meet a decent girl in South Florida?
On a typical Friday night I am
Meeting up with friends for a drink and some laughs, on a date at a nice restaurant, or exhausted from the workweek and watching Dateline and 20/20 and stuffing my face with sushi and falling asleep midepisode of whatever I am watching...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a black belt in Cuddle-Foo ( I trained for many years in a secret cuddle dojo in an undisclosed location under the tutelage of the finest cuddle master the world has ever seen )...I'm willing to pass on my vast and extensive knowledge of cuddling and expertise to any and all that seek it...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
...you found this profile the slightest bit entertaining...