Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
For starters...here is what my pics won't have...me posing in the
mirror with my shirt off, I don't need to take a pic in front of my
car, I am not on a boat holding a fish I caught, I am not flashing
any gang signs, I don't want a 3some and I don't want to "take care
of you"...so now that we got that out of the way lol ...I know the
first thing that you're going to do is look at my photos! Go ahead,
I'll wait...I'm guessing if you've read this far it means I've
passed the photo test lol I was raised in New York and moved to
Miami after college. I loved my time in New York but haven't looked
back. South Florida is the most beautiful place in the world...but
finding a quality person here can definitely be a challenge..hence,
why I'm here lol I have lived in Toronto and Costa Rica as well,
and in case you haven't noticed by now, I love to travel. I'm a
consultant for a marketing firm and love what I do. I am just as
comfortable in a trendy restaurant as I am on my couch watching a
movie with someone special. I have a passion for cooking and love
just about anything outdoors. I am looking for a woman that's
attractive, educated, ambitious, loves animals, family oriented,
has a positive attitude and has a great sense of humor ( is that so
much to ask for? Oh, that's right...this is South Florida lol ) So
to recap...I live by myself. I own my own place, I wear socks that
match and I love my mom.
Here are 10 reasons that you should date me :
1) You'll never have to worry about driving illegally in the
carpool lane again
2) I'll let you push me on the swings
3) I'm housebroken
4) I'll carve our initials in a tree
5) I'll take care of you when you are sick
6) I have never eaten yellow snow
7) I was the second grade spelling bee champ
8) I'll think its cute when you get too drunk
9) The only time I will check out girls is when I think of all the
reasons that you are better
10) I'm pretty damn funny
After reading this far you've already got too much time invested
already...might as well email me...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I can honestly say that I am at a good point in my life...I have a
career, I'm financially stable, I have a great group of friends and
I know who I am and where I'm going...I guess the only thing I'm
missing is someone to share the journey with
( how corny did that just sound? lol )
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Admitting when I am wrong
Saying that I'm sorry
Putting a smile on peoples' faces
Tying other peoples' shoe laces
And apparently rhyming about nonsense
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I don't take myself too seriously
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite book is "Don't Sweat the Small Stuff", Favorite movies
include Shawshank Redemption, Training Day, and The Hangover, I
love Family Guy, New Girl and Impractical Jokers, 20/20, Dateline,
and 48 Hours Mystery...my favorite restaurants include Nobu, Sushi
Samba and Prime 112..I am a huge sports fan with season tickets to
the Heat..and since I live in Miami I'm usually in South Beach,
Brickell, The Grove or The Gables...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
and hopefully you ( that was sooooo sweet )
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is it really this hard to meet a decent girl in South Florida?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Meeting up with friends for a drink and some laughs, on a date at a
nice restaurant, or exhausted from the workweek and watching
Dateline and 20/20 and stuffing my face with sushi and falling
asleep midepisode of whatever I am watching...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a black belt in Cuddle-Foo ( I trained for many years in a
secret cuddle dojo in an undisclosed location under the tutelage of
the finest cuddle master the world has ever seen )...I'm willing to
pass on my vast and extensive knowledge of cuddling and expertise
to any and all that seek it...
You should message me if
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