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45 Apex, NC Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–50
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from space camp
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Let me preface my profile with the following.

"" I have no filter from my brain to my mouth.""

That being known, you can ask me any questions you like and expect an answer. Might or might not be what you want to hear, but it'll be unfiltered for your viewing pleasure l

I am simple, laid back, stress free, drama free and living the dream of life. I like to hang with friends, drink, play games, laugh it up, smoke a little 420 here and there and generally have a great time. I'm not looking for a relationship, marriage, a fiancée, or anything else like like that exactly at this moment. If it rolls into something like that, cool, but not looking to rush into seriousness. Just good fun times with a hang out buddy or partner in crime that that wants to see how much trouble we can get into without ending up on a season of Oz!

I share a birthday with the freakin COOLEST people! Here's some of them:

Danny DeVito
Zoe Bell (woooot!)
Martin Scorcese
Gordon Lightfoot
Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio (Can you say Scarface?)

And hey, I'm not anti-Jesus or an atheist. I simply believe people should express their beliefs without the need for a Church or the need to throw it in other people's faces. If I choose not to go to a Church or other organized place of worship, would that make me any less of a believe if I believed in God or whatnot? Those that say yes, shame on you. Those that say no, welcome my friend.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently I'm floating along and enjoying the ride for the most part. Would love to have someone along with me. Getting tired of travelling alone for sure. I work a bit, but I do try to be with whoever I'm dating as often as I can. I'm very good at my job and love every bit of it but there comes a time when one needs to turn the work off and spend a little time with those they care about.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Video Games (Rock Band especially so come over and play!)
My job
Having fun, being simple and destroying stresses with a smile!
I'm good at a lot of things, just ask.
I suck at a lot of things, ask and I'll tell you LoL
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Some have said my eyes. I think my personality tends to stand out a little bit more.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books, well, anything by Stephen King. I don't have anything philosophical or dramatic to say here other than I like the King. Who says you have to digest War and Peace or Huckleberry Finn just to have a good read?

Music? Where do I start? I don't like country but I will listen to it with those I care about. It's just too whiney and always talking about a job they hate, women that left them, jobs that suck, trucks with big tires or their mama cooking dinner on a Saturday night. Blech! I like the following:

RUSH (big big fan)
Rob Zombie
Imagine Dragons
House of Pain
The Cure
Depeche Mode
Anything 80's
Anything like the above
New or old, if it has a good beat, I'm in

TV? I like watching Netflix because if as series is completed, I'll watch it beginning to end. Here's some of my more recent picks (though some aren't finished)

Breaking Bad
Sons of Anarchy
Walking Dead
Orange is the New Black
The Wire
True Blood
etc etc etc I'm bettin you kinda get the picture on my TV likes lol


I like MEAT. If you're a vegan, we won't hit it off due to tastes (pun intended). I've given it a shot, but the woman always gives up.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Drinking with friends
Video Games
Yes, the 'S' word.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things I could do to make my life simpler and more enjoyable. My goal is debt free, including the house, in 5 years. It's doable, just a lot of work. But it will happen.

Otherwise, I'm always thinking about ways Dexter or Heisenberg or Hannibal Lecter could have done a better job and gotten away with it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sometimes coming home from work late. Everyone answers this the same exact way. Hanging with friends, drinking, watching a movie, Netflix, Chinese food. So I'll be different and just say 4 little words.

All of the above.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't like spiders, at all. Not even the little ones or the good ones. Yes, I got a spider tattoo because I thought it was wicked cool looking and it can't bite me!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You read all that and are still interested in meeting up with me.

But on that note too, if I had the guts to reach out and say hello to you, at least hit me back and say I'm not your type if I'm not LoL It's just a courtesy thing! I PROMISE I will do the same for you :-P