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32 M Lacey, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly), Portuguese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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A passive-agressive autodidact with pseudo-intellectual tendencies.
What I’m doing with my life
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Self-experimentation and the pursuit of knowledge.
I’m really good at
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Not filling out my profile.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm quiet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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(A)typical nonsense: Palahniuk, Tarantino, Firefly, Bassnectar and Sushi. I'm not really that pessimistic; It just seems like a lot of people around here think that what they like makes them supremely unique. If we are snowflakes, we're all rolled up in the same snowball. Nothing novel about the counter-culture. /rant
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Daughter (What a dad)
Books
Conversation
Ideas
Blank pages
Caffeine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether the fascinating/beautiful women on here are actually as fascinating as they seem (the aesthetics are spurious, at best) That's not true. But it was while I was typing it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Studying neuropharmacology or something nearly as exciting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Anything. Try me.
You should message me if
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you're bored and don't mind waiting an eternity for a reply.