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AphexJunglist

37 M Arlington, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–60
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Feb 24, 2009
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hi, my name is Josh. I'm clueless as to where I'm supposed to meet people other than a bar these days. I'm also too shy to talk to the girls that I see. I really need to meet someone close by; someone with a nice disposition so I can remember what it's like to have someone who cares about me. Bitches need not apply. I love the usual stuff (movies, music, blah...), plus I'm always looking for something new to try or explore. I love the infinite possibilities that life presents. Kinda makes it all seem like an endless game of slots, right? Well, here I am, giving the lever yet another pull. I'm an interesting guy, I guess (note the overflowing confidence); hell, I've always thought of something to do or talk about when everyone else complains of boredom. Useless drones, the lot. Anyway, hit me up, we can hook up, and we can get down, if you're down.

I am jungliscious, junglesque, and junglistic
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Life? What life? If I had a life, I wouldn't be on here, now would I?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Video games, anything artistic, keeping rhythm, and, above all else, enduring long work weeks compounded by an abysmal amount of verbal and psychological abuse, multiplied by a constant lonliness and divided by a complete and total lack of hope.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My glasses, I guess? I dunno; I never really asked anyone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(a) anything by William Gibson or Clive Barker (b) Groove, Party Monster, Resident Evil, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Creepshow 1 & 2, Dawn Of The Dead(both versions!), Return Of The Living Dead 1 & 2, Saw, my Slipknot Disasterpieces DVD, Lost Highway (c) Slipknot, DJ Qbert, Devildriver, Anthrax(since the addition of John Bush), Linkin Park, DJ Dieselboy, DJ Rap, DJ Dara, AK1200, Aphex Twin, Wu-Tang Clan, Del the funkee homosapien, Mos Def, DJ QBert, Gorillaz, Dr. Dre, Taproot, Mushroomhead (d) hamburgers, pizza, a good philly cheesesteak
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My music, my PS2, my state ID, my dog B., my movie collection, and most of all, a job!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Drum rhythms and sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting here like a total loser. 'cause I don't know anyone with anything in common with me. But if I had my choice, I'd be out club-hopping in Deep Ellum or fidgeting with a direct-drive turntable and crossfader, manipulating the same sound sample for hours on end. Yeah.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Nothing about me is private. Just ask me anything...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are lonely and in need of someone who conforts you, then show you a good time! C'mon. You know you wanna. Just do it and get it over with. We'll both be better for it. ^_^