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31 Orem, UT Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:41am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not a Christian, I will put that up front in case that is important to you. I don't care either way what your religious beliefs are, as long as you don't expect me to buy into them also.
I think this is the part of my profile where I am supposed to talk about how I'm such a "nice guy" and I will never blah blah blah, but that is stupid. That is what a liar would say, right? I think I will list the things about me that might piss you off, and if you make it all the way through the list I think we might have something ;)
I believe in committed relationships, but I don't believe in marriage. Yeah, seriously, check the divorce rates before you try to convince me that marriage = commitment.
I don't want to have kids, but if I ever did I would rather adopt.
If you ever asked me to choose between you and my mountain bike, I would choose the bike. What kind of psycho doesn't like bikes anyway?
I've never been to a comicon, or done cosplay, but I would really like to do both of those things at the same time someday.
I'm rarely serious, even when I really should be. Also in certain situations I think farts can be the funniest thing in the world.
More to come...

Well I hate to put anything negative on my profile, but I really am so comfortable with myself that I have no desire to mislead someone into thinking I am cooler than I really am. I mean I'm pretty damn cool, but I don't care if you think so.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm working in a hospital lab, and I actually like my job. I'm on track to be a certified histotechnologist, which is a fancy way of saying I make microscope slides with your tumors.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Stephen King, George Orwell... maybe it would be better to just say I'm willing to read anything except Harry Potter.
I used to read excessively when I was younger, but I haven't for a while now. I blame all the textbooks I had to read in school. Right now I'm reviewing all of my biology books for my HTL exam, but I'm planning to read for fun again in the future.

The Matrix, Looper, Hero, anything by Quentin Tarantino, Wedding Crashers, Dodgeball, action and comedy mostly.
Southpark, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, Spiderman and X-Men cartoons from the 90's
I listen to a wide variety of music including: The Mars Volta, Buckethead, Rush, Tool, Jethro Tull, Lindsey Stirling, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Laura Jansen, Dillinger Escape Plan, Coheed and Cambria, Pantera, and I have recently started listening to old jazz music.
Not a big fan of modern hip hop music, or anything with an autotuner. Nikki Minaj, Katy Perry, and that whole genre can just end right now.
I am a picky eater like a small child.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food, water, shelter, jokes, jokes, jokes.
Seriously though I think being blind, deaf, dumb, and paralyzed would be the worst thing ever. EVER. It doesn't even matter what the last two are. Wow, that was a downer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Evolutionary biology, making music (I never actually do it, I just think about it), riding my bike off of some sweet jumps, that bit on Wonder Showzen where they ask a guy what he thinks about...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Just hanging out, nothing too extravagant.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I just answered enough questions on this site that I don't think there is anything private left.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Send me a message if you want to talk to me. I'm looking for a relationship that is more than just a means of not being single. I am at a point in my life where I am comfortable being single, and I feel like many other people get together out of a fear of being alone. Not me. If you get what I am saying and you think we will really connect, send me a message.
*I only look at OkC when they send me an email about stuff, so if I don't reply right away I probably just haven't seen it yet.