Oh and not to brag, but I have quite an assortment of skills and abilities. For example:
- I can cross the street without looking both ways.
- I can stay up past my bed time.
- I can drop kick a baby turtle 50 yards.
Impressed ladies? You should be.
*Apparently I need to add a disclaimer here since it appears some people thought this was a little too subtle. It's all tongue-in-cheek, girls. I'm not (that) much of a jerk!