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Apostrophobic

29 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English, German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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A person who kind of hates Facebook/Instagram/internet narcissism trying to write an internet profile. Be gentle.
What I’m doing with my life
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Science editor, occasional freelancer on a book when I can.

Fairly dedicated marathon runner, though training is probably 40% an excuse to listen to a lot of podcasts and be really lazy/glutenous when NOT running.

Also into local politics in N. Brooklyn and working on some stuff for the upcoming primary. A surprising number of people care quite a bit about streetlights.

Listening to a lot of Karl Pilkington.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling when quotation marks are used "inappropriately."
The first things people usually notice about me
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Two people have asked me if my eyes were "real" recently, so I'll say that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Some recent favorite books/authors: Donna Tart's The Goldfinch, Wolf Hall by Hillary Mantel, Patricia Highsmith, John LaCarre.

All-time favorites: Evelyn Waugh, P.G. Wodehouse, Ian McEwan, Patrick O'Brian, Raymond Chandler. David Sedaris of course. I'm also into comics/graphic novels: Grant Morrison, Frank Miller, Warren Ellis, Scott Snyder.

Music: Spoon, Sufjan Stevens, the National, TuneYards, Danger Mouse, Broken Bells, Beach House, Simon and Garfunkel, Belle and Sebastian, Fleet Foxes, Rilo Kiley (still upset they broke up), Snarky Puppy, Tame Impala, Bon Iver, Ennio Marricone, Frank Sinatra, Philip Glass, Miles Davis, RJD2, David Bowie, Neil Young.

TV: Breaking Bad, the Sopranos, the Wire, the Simpsons, Seinfeld, Arrested Development, Peep Show (and anything with David Mitchell in general), the Daily Show, etc. Honorable notice to The Singing Detective.

I like to cook (I'm really into making homemade pizza). I like spicy food, anything new/interesting. And burgers.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books
Reddit
Podcasts
WNYC
the internet
Hot sauce
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What everyone else I see on the street is thinking about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at happy hour, or making a pizza.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've listened to Fleetwood Mac's Rumours about 25 times in the past week.
You should message me if
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I haven't put you completely off!