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AppleIIe

36 M Jersey City, NJ

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 8, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Did you ever see Ocean's 11? Well I'm kinda like the Brad Pitt character, but minus the Brad-Pittish looks. Also minus the stealing. Basically what I'm saying is I like to eat while I'm working on my capers, and I try to be mildly funny.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm pretty invested in lesson plans and tator tots if you catch my drift. In the off season, maybe an open mic night, maybe a random trip to a far away land, or maybe the Shop-Rite Can-Can sale. I love em all.

Aside from that I am working on both an electronic music album and a cool name for myself for when I complete said album.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
* Blowing in Nintendo cartridges and getting them to work.
* Taking a nap in any surface conditions whatsoever.
* Programming
* Hooking up anything that requires cables and syncing.
* Making knock your socks off synthesizer sounds(unless they are already off, then the LFO will inversely knock them on)
* Accessorizing a motorcycle.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my ethnic ambiguity, but it could be the teeth. Before the economic collapse, I hired someone to go *ding* every time I smiled, but I had to let them go. Times are tough.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm not a fan of this section decreasing the amount of "Wow.. Me too...." surprises on a date, but here's a sampling.

* Books: Speaker of the Dead, Xenocide, Shadow Puppets, Aftershock, Watchmen, The Complete Underworld, A Light in the Attic, Where the Sidewalk Ends...

* Music: New Order, Boards of Canada, Mute Math, Prince, RJD2, Bassnectar (well, old Bassnectar), A Tribe Called Quest, Stone Temple Pilots, Linus Loves, Chromeo, Polish Ambassador, Daft Punk, Ratatat, and, dare I say it, Deadmau5.

* Movies: Fight Club, Layer Cake, The Breakfast Club, Idiocracy, Wayne's World, Heat, Alien, The Dark Crystal, Any Given Sunday, The Big Lebowski, The Life Aquatic, Coming to America, Garden State, The Fifth Element, Breakin’ 2 Electric Boogaloo.

* Shows: The Daily Show (I repeat, The Daily Show), Always Sunny, Flight of the Conchords, Breaking Bad, Louis, Battlestar Galactica, The Wire, Tosh.0, and, of course, Game of Thrones.

* Food: Anything that ends with fortune cookies... I want to know where my life is headed at the end of a meal, and then modify it with "in bed".
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
* The Gillette Fusion
* Sour Patch Kids... AKA.. My Pac-Man power pellets...
* My iPhone.... Shit...
* Korg Electribe EA-1 Don't ask... Or feel free to ask...
* Vitamin B-12
* My goldfish named Swimmy, scratch that, Herman, scratch that, Reflectogill, scratch that, I'll let you know when I pick a new one up next week.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
* How I'd like to high-five Barack Obama like Tom Cruise and Goose did in Top Gun.
* When will Computers, TVs, and Phones completely merge into one device like in every movie that portrayed the future since the 1970's.
* Will the future be more or less civilized.
* Will I have a dog in said future.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a date with you of course... We'll take a nice romantic walk along the water, then when we get a little tired, we'll go home and cuddle up by the Nintendo Wii. Oh, I meant cuddle up by the fire place... Yea, fire place...

Seriously though, I'm probably at the movies, or a comedy open mic, or grabbing a beer with a person of interest... like a coworker.. or my mom..
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear my boxer shorts inside out.
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