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Apraxia

31 New York, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Okay)

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My self-summary
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This story is a good summary of myself. A while back, I was out at a restaurant's bar. My friend and I were talking with the bartender. We discussed other quality restaurants in the area, the head chef, and his chances on TV cooking competitions. As we're finishing, a couple walked in, and it was immediately clear they were regulars and very friendly with everyone who worked there. A few minutes later, the chef walks in and starts talking to them. On that very night, completely unprovoked by us, they proceed to have the exact same conversation as we had.

So there you have it, I am from the future, about 90 minutes in the future to be exact. Since I know you're wondering, surprisingly, the it's not all that different from right now. Except for the flying cars -- man did they catch on fast or what?
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a nurse at one of these gigantic hospitals in the city. I'm lucky to work with wonderful people who are also able to appreciate the humor when you're walking through someone's pee at 4am while they curse you out for trying to keep them from falling. How many of you get to have that much fun at your job?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting people to laugh at me, but I'm getting better at making people laugh with me too.

And living - been doing it my whole life.

I'm much better at some things when no one is around. Like singing and dancing. I rock when no one is near by to vouch for it. One of these days I'll seem competent in front of other people too.

Getting people to believe things they shouldn't. One of my favorites:

- Ben and Jerry's soon to be released flavor is Valium and Jack Daniels
The first things people usually notice about me
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My ability to instantly stimulate all 5 senses. I'm not saying it's always pleasantly, mind you. Sometimes I'll have disheveled hair, break out with a pimple or two, get dry skin and get a little funk radiating from my armpits. However, this is the exception, not the rule, and rarely happens all at the same time. When I'm having a good hair day, good skin day, and smelling like a meadow after a light summer rain, I can cure cancer (which surprisingly is a taste) just from walking by you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Kurt Vonnegut, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Starship Troopers, Poe, Alexander Pope, Ambrose Bierce, Oscar Wilde, Twelfth Night, John Donne, Pablo Neruda

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Super Troopers, Shakespeare in Love, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Her, Once - good luck finding any pattern other than awesome and/or cheesy

TV: The Simpsons (vintage episodes thru season 16-17 or so), Firefly, GoT, Modern Family, and some guilty pleasures I won't admit til I die... or have a drink

Two Man Gentleman Band, Silversun Pickups, Joanna Newsom, Miike Snow

Anything fresh and full of flavor. I love knowing that something went from the garden to my belly within hours.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) First and foremost, the universe. It's so awesome that I spend almost all my time there.

2) Food, wine, cocktails, and beer. Not in the "I'd be dead without it" way, but the "wow, that dinner cost $100 but I would gladly have paid double" way. Same with wine and beer, not 2 Buck Chuck and Bud.

3) Outdoors. It's a nice change from inside. Plus it has things that can't be inside - like big trees and mountains and tents. And the ocean... the landlord doesn't like it when the ocean comes inside.

4) Books. Three cheers for the genius that creates them! This is something we should all be grateful for.

5) Other people. Friends, family, and the people you pass in the street just long enough to hear a weird excerpt of their conversation keep life interesting.

6) Peace and quiet. Every now and then I just need sometime to myself.

7) Adhering strictly to rules.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All of the deep questions of the universe...

Are we alone?

Poor Ozzy!

Is the Mayan doomsday prophecy accurate?

If a tree falls in the forest and crushes a mime, does anyone care?

What role does humanity play in the grand scheme of things?

Why on earth would someone give Glen Beck his own show? Follow up - why isn't Glen Beck in stocks publicly where people can literally kick his ass?

How is it that my dog can be the smartest and dumbest living animal at the same time?

If the sun will come out tomorrow, but when tomorrow gets here it becomes today, does the sun ever really come out?

Why is feminism acceptable but male chauvinism isn't?

Can the American Pie series officially be catagorized as porn now?

I would be glad to discuss or debate any of these topics. Also I'm willing to answer any questions you may have on the male psyche.*

*Be careful what you ask for.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today." -James Dean

"Happy Breakfast!" -Jimmy Dean
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have accidentally stepped on my hand... more than once.

One of my life goals is to shout "I am Sparta" and kick someone into a bottomless pit... in a relevant situation.

That's not actually my income level. It's either the one above, or the one below. Think of it like that price is right game.

I've spent my life to this point actively avoiding anything long-term relationship wise, but I'm finally ready to find something serious.
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