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Ok, seriously all you need to know is that I am an awesome
Yes that's right, I'm a unicorn
For your safety, my phasers are set to stun.
< sarcasm> I'm also very humble < /sarcasm>.
The key to having an ego and being cute about it is not being
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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently I work in dental insurance (meh it pays the bills lol)
I'm also a painting instructor (so much more fun!) I do a lot of
other things I wish I could get paid for like breaking social
, discussing ideas
, trying to get
and playing video
. I'd like to start making youtube videos.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
(Seriously, I've never met someone in real life that could beat me.
Sometimes I get beat if I play online but it's always evenly
matched never run across anyone who was straight up better than
cartwheels, cooking grilled cheese
, making campfires
, being goofy
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
So I've been asking people this question, the most common response
I get is: "I noticed you were really forward." Hmm interesting.
This kind of surprised me. I'm not surprised to know I'm forward (I
could have told you that). The surprising part is the fact they
noticed that first.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I do enjoy reading immensely, especially for pleasure. I'll read
anything that comes highly recommended from a friend.
Here's some of my favorite fiction: Harry Potter
, Sword of Truth
series, A Ring of
, Golden Compass
, Series of
, Hungar Games
Non-fiction topics I enjoy include: Science
Comic Books/Graphic Novels: (In my opinion a highly underrated
medium. There are some really great stories. If you've never read a
graphic novel I recommend starting with Fables, not only are they a
good jumping off point they are just plain awesome.)
in general, Ms. Marvel
, Captain America
, Dark Horse
I like far to many to list but my favorite genres include comedy
, The Hangover
), Super Hero
), Chick Flicks
), very stylized movies
(Scott Pilgrim vs The
, Dr. Horribles sing
(The A team
, Mr. and Mrs.
, either great quality or
super cheesy Horror
, Dawn of the Dead
I rarely watch tv on tv.
, My Little
Ponies: Friendship is Magic
, Cowboy Beebop
, the Nickelodeon
were on when I was a kid. Did you know the actress that plays
was on the show
You Afraid of the Dark
, Left 4 Dead
, Dr. Mario
, The Sims
, League of Legends
, Little Big Planet
, De Blob
, Age of Empires
Games, Dungeons and
, Magic the Gathering
, The Guild
, Questionable Content
to Night Vale
, Savage Lovecast
I love most types of music, I like variety. Here are a VERY small
selection of some of my favorites in each genre. Alternative
(Goo Goo Dolls
, Red Hot Chili
, Lily Allen
, Silversun Pickups
, The Rikters
(Reel Big Fish
, Save Ferris
, Panic at the Disco
, Reliant K
), Classic Rock
, Bon Jovi
, Lady Gaga
(New Found Glory
, 40 oz Faceplant
, A day to
, Bless the Fall
), new Country
), some Rap
, fried rice
top my list. I also enjoy
, etc. I like most food, the only
foods I don't like are hamburgers, ribs and rootbeer.
tldr: I'm a huge geek
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Let's reword this question! 6 Things I'd rather not
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything! My mind is always wandering and wondering. I'm a very
curious person. I like thinking about questions, they are much more
fun than answers. Not that I don't like answers, I do, I love
. I like
thinking about patterns
, the world, beauty
, new ideas
, and my zombie
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging with friends, playing video games, watching Netflix, or
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a lesbian identified bisexual. I've had relationships with men,
but I lean towards women and alternate genders. I don't rule
anything out. I'm also polyamorous
, and have a girlfriend
who is also poly khaapy2cu
You should message me if
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I like randomly chatting with interesting people, IM me!
More specifically if:
You are a geek
, or you are
. The last one is the most
important. Doesn't even matter what you are passionate about so
long as you are, otherwise what are we going to chat about?
I'm trying to make my match percentages very
choosy. I only answered 200ish of my top questions. A lot of them
are actually a lot more flexible than the answers I put so don't
let my "unacceptable" answers throw you off too much, unless I
specifically comment that it is a deal breaker. I use to have over
2000 questions answered but I didn't feel like it was giving me
super accurate matches, so I'm trying something different.
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