I'm one-of-a-kind. I know a lot of people say that, but everything about me has always been... unusual. As a kid, my favorite color was black. Yes, I know that black isn't a color. It's still my favorite color though. ;) I'm a Gamer Geek and a Stoner. I'm an ultra liberal, but I think guns and other weapons are pretty cool and I personally lead a very conservative, introverted life.

I'm an Atheist, but am best described as a Pantheist. Despite rejecting all religion, I believe that the universe is absolutely teeming with mysteries beyond the scope of human perception and understanding. It's just that an omnipotent guy in the clouds who passes eternal judgment upon us based on arbitrary codes of conduct... well, that isn't one of them.

I don't experience emotions very strongly with a few notable exceptions. Firstly, love. When I love someone, it's an intense emotion. They are always on my mind and they become the center of my universe. I love my family. I will love the children I someday have. If I find a mate, or rather, if a mate finds me, I will love her most of all. Next, I tend to cry during good movies. Yes, I lack much in the way of conscience and seeing a toddler get hit by a bus in real life doesn't phase me; but when the hero in a story stands up to the antagonist and makes it clear that they won't let anyone else get hurt... without fail, my eyes fill with tears.

Music and lyrics are among the most important things in expressing how I feel inside. I'll get into that a bit later.

My imagination and my intellect are my greatest gifts. Being so non-social all my life, they're the only traits I've been able to develop to this extreme.

I'm not afraid of death and since I was a young child, I've looked forward to it with excited anticipation. But recently, I discovered that I'm not afraid of life either, and though I still have no intention of becoming more social, mine will not remain unlived.

I am a professional writer. What does that mean exactly, you ask? Well... I write for fun and it's all I like doing that I could also make money doing. I am presently working on a novel that I hope to sell soon. I believe that the series it spawns will outsell Harry Potter in the long run. I plan to be very rich, but right now, I'm living in a relatively new house with my mom and I'm enjoying all the benefits of our brand new EBT card.

I play World of Warcraft upwards of 8 hours per day and for the most part, I'll always play video games this frequently. This includes games like Skyrim and other Elder Scrolls or Fallout releases.

Writing, Teaching, Cooking, Being Awesome

That I'm actually a wolf wearing human pelt, won from countless battles against the naked apes. Also, that I'm awesome.

Books: The Harry Potter Series and the His Dark Materials Trilogy. I'm also a fan of Watership Down. Honestly, I have crappy eyesight and I prefer listening to books rather than reading them. So...

Movies: Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, The Last Mimzy, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Dogma, Saved!, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, Disney's The Hunchback of Notre Dame, The Lion King, Brother Bear, Kill Bill Volumes 1 & 2, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Butterfly Effect, 300, Clerks, Mallrats, Jame's Cameron's Avatar, What Dreams May Come, way too many others to list.

Music: All kinds. I love everything from Slipknot and Green Day to Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra. My tastes are truly eclectic and I can't really give you any hard and fast rules about what I'll like.

Listen to the following songs to figure out if our souls match:

Michelle Branch - You Get Me
Nickleback - Savin' Me
TV On The Radio - Wolf Like Me
ALL CAPS - Don't Unplug Me
Rob Zombie - Living Dead Girl
Michelle Branch - All You Wanted
Snow Patrol - Chasing Cars

These are just some mainstream examples of the types of songs that make me think of the type of relationship I want. I want clingy, involved, mutually worshipful, thoughtful, sexual, happy and fun. I have no use for external friends and activities. I don't want to compromise with you, I want us to just naturally agree. I want someone who truly is able to connect with me and understand me... and see me as every bit as handsome as I find her beautiful.

The six things I could never do what without?

I could give you a literal answer and list things such as air, water and food. I could make ridiculous and humorous assumptions about the subject of the question and completely derail the question, but instead, I will honor the intent of the question and share the six things I would most regret being without in my life, assuming all of my biological essentials were automatically included.

6. Movies / Television a.k.a. "Passive Entertainment" - Without movies and TV shows to watch, I would become depressed. Taking a mental vacation is very important and being exposed to entertaining stories makes me happy. I don't care for reading due to eye strain, so this is my form of passive entertainment.

5. Video Games a.k.a. "Interactive Entertainment" - I love video games intensely. I could survive without them, of course, but if they didn't exist... I think I'd feel unsatisfied in my life. Through video games, I've saved countless worlds and universes, I've single-handedly defeated armies, I've taken out Gods & Monsters, brought down corrupt governments, made important choices that impacted everyone far and wide. In real life, my greatest moment was when I knocked a guy out after I saw him hit his girlfriend. Either that or when I was named a Junior Scholar. Either way, while those memories are pretty cool... the video game memories are typically the ones I think of when I recall things I've accomplished.

4. Logic a.k.a. "Common Damn Sense" - I don't think I would've made it very long in a world where religion was top dog and everyone had to pay it lip service or face dire consequences. I need my logic. I must argue with illogical idiots. When people are illogical, I rely upon being able to prove my point to them.

3. Weed a.k.a. "The Only Medicine You Need" - Weed is my antidepressant, my vacation, my pain killer, my mood stabilizer, my nausea relief, my flavor enhancer, my vacation, my hobby, my passion, my friend, my guide and the source of my progress. Enough said.

2. Animals a.k.a. "Paw Pals" - I love animals and they love me! I think that without my beloved pets, I would've ended it all before I was even into puberty.

1. Hope a.k.a. "My Foolish Dream" - I couldn't make it without hope. I have hope that someday, I'll be recognized for my creativity and my talent and my stories will be read the world over, yielding all the wealth and infamy that I deserve. I also hold out hope for love, in spite of it all.

If I should learn to play a musical instrument. I'm thinking I'd like to try the violin.

I wonder when I'll find the girl for me... the one who truly appreciates what it is that I have to offer her and loves me with equal fervor.

I dream up story ideas in my head all the time and I imagine what it'll be like to sell my first novel.

What if I lost weight? Would that help me find someone? I think about how it probably would, but then I get discouraged because I wouldn't want it to help. That would mean that whoever I found was too shallow to be with the old me.

How can I really make a difference in the world? I don't know if I want to save the world or destroy it. But I know that I want to make an impact. How can I accomplish that?

Nihilism.

Typical jaded genius stuff.

Playing video games with my little brother.

I don't think there are really any limits to how you can enjoy the body of a person you love. Everything should be free reign. As such, I would seek to pleasure the woman I love in whatever way is most effective.

I'm attracted by cuteness. I find the idea of a girl dressed in a school uniform and wearing pigtails to be extremely enticing. Cute is much more sexy than "sexy" to me.

I'd gladly give my woman foot massages on demand. :3 Don't abuse this! Okay, okay... do. ;)

Just message me already.

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