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27 M Corona, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:26am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Working on med school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am a Nerd. And a Jock. I am consistently amazed and awestruck by the beauty and complexity of life and our universe. I am looking for other people to share with on this cosmic journey.

I am an extreme extrovert - I get a kick out of socializing and meeting new people excites me. I am a ball of energy and I am looking for people to keep up with me (yes that is a challenge).

I consider myself an artistic person, but in a completely haphazard and amateur way. I randomly doodle, play guitar, sing, and the occasional painting according to my impulsive whims.

I invented the portmanteau "sunbrella", which is unfortunately less elegant than the already existing term - parasol.

Damn you, parasol!!!

I am currently married to the love of my life, SirenLove. We are madly in love with each other and happily monogamish. We like new friends and dates!!
What I’m doing with my life
The clash of steel on steel. The sweat dripping from every pore. The adrenaline pumping through my veins. I am competing for the prize of $1000 at the Duel in the Desert in Las Vegas, and all that stands between me the final round is Louie.

Now Louie and I have a bit of a history. We like to play it up. Most people, they get on the strip and they fence all business. For us, it's more than just a game, it's a performance art. I am Darth Vader (awesome) and he is Luke Skywalker (annoying). I am the experienced master from the dark side, and he is the young upstart out to prove himself. We play it up for the crowd, getting everyone involved.

It's a close match, and we're both working hard. Every touche is a battle, and the room crackles with tension. Suddenly, he gets in close and we're mask-to-mask, breathing hard and trying to find the angle to get in a touche. My shoulder lightly hits his chest and he fakes a basketball-dive backwards onto the ground, getting me a penalty card. He pretends to be furious, as our play goes on.

I am up by two points, with only one left to go. This is it - if I win this next touche, I win the bout. We spend a long time jockeying for position, like two boxers feeling each other out. Carefully probing, looking for a hint of weakness. He gets just a hair too close and, seeing my opening, I pounce. I let out a sharp yell before I attack. It's enough to make him pause for just a second, while I flash in with a devastating quick attack.

I won! The blood is pumping in my ears, and I am filled with energy - this moment is electrifying. I crushed the hopes and dreams of the pathetic young Jedi. Now it is time to gather my wits -- my work has just begun, I still have another bout left to win that prize.
I’m really good at
Long, slow, face-melding makeout sessions. Lots of lips, a little bit of of sucking and nibbling, and a hint of tongue.
The first things people usually notice about me
My distinctive deep voice really stands out. People always tell me I should go into radio. I often wonder if that's a nice way of saying I'm ugly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Kurt Vonnegut (RIP) is my favorite author. He is so innovative and insightful, and he has really shaped the way I view the world. Some other authors that I love are: John Irving, Tolkein, Frank Herbert, Ursula K LeGuin, David Sedaris, Neil Gaiman.

My favorite movie ever is The Princess Bride, but I feel like that's a cop-out akin to saying The Beatles are your favorite band. Some other awesome movies are: Shawshank Redemption, Spirited Away, The Big Lebowski.

Six Feet Under is the best show I've ever watched. It is just so funny and smart and intensely moving. Consistently excellent throughout the entire series. Close behind are Breaking Bad and Firefly. Some other things that I like are Mad Men, The Walking Dead, Battlestar Galactica, and anything on the Food Network.

Music is always tough to really categorize because there's such a huge variety of awesome stuff out there. At the moment, my favorite band is The Smashing Pumpkins. I'm also really digging Wolfmother, The Muggs, The Black Keys, The White Stripes, and Richard Thompson. Some other people that I like in general are classic rock mainstays like The Beatles (duh), Zeppelin, the Stones, etc...

I've also been moving into various EDM genres recently, since I like to shake my booty. Really like Pretty Lights and Gramatik!

Listening to Spanish radio to improve my understanding

Indian food is my favorite ever, but I really love all kinds of food - sushi, Thai, Italian, American, Mexican...
The six things I could never do without
Instead of answering this question, I am going to answer the opposite. Here are six things that I wish would disappear from my life:

1. Bad music
2. Shitty concrete built-environments taking over our planet
3. Miscommunication (except ones that end up in hilarity)
4. Hangovers
5. Organic chemistry
6. The inevitable slow, cold death of the universe due to ever-increasing entropy and expansion
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My brain and I have an active partnership. He (she? it?) agrees to sometimes focus on things that are important in my life like school, relationships, and scheduling.

In exchange, I let him/her/it wander and go through anything and everything for the rest of the time. A selection of some of the things in my mind's romping include: music - I always have a song in my head - games, politics, sex, how incredibly complicated large-scale economics are, the beauty of astrophysics, how hard it is to decide exactly what I want to eat, how wasteful our society is, the myriad joys and troubles of being human.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You are smarter than me, funnier than me, and bursting with active energy.

My wife and I are monogamish, which means we have a non-monogamous primary relationship that is open to special guests. We generally date separately, although we might be interested in group activities with the right people. We are not currently looking for deep, committed partnerships with other people. We still have feelings for the other people we see, but our main focus will remain on each other - and we don't plan on moving in, raising your kids, and filing your taxes. If you are interested in exploring one of the infinite varieties of relationship other than the road to marriage, send me a message!