I'm human, an imperfect pile of molecules, just like anybody else. A colony of organisms coming together to form a lackluster whole, like a Gary Marshall movie, although not as terrible.
ENFJ, apparently.

Recreational psychopharmacology. Producing music. Art 'n shit. Taking care of my mother and slowly destroying myself by making terrible decisions.
I also draw incoherent political cartoons.
I have a soundcloud page. Go look at it
http://soundcloud.com/holeboss

Krumping.
Hurting people's feelings on Xbox Live.
I used to be really good at playing guitar, but I stopped that for a while when I started DJing. I'm a semi-decent writer.
I can't draw to save my life, but I make excellent doodles.
Making terrible decisions, being apathetic about things I shouldn't be apathetic about.
Obscure pop culture references.
I can do a flawless Hank Hill freakout-scream and a pretty solid Rick Ross grunt. I'm working on my Jadakiss laugh.

Big pupils? I wouldn't know.

Books: I'll devour anything Zack Parsons writes.
The Brothers Karamazov, anything by Kurt Vonnegut, PIHKaL and TIHKaL. Johnny Got His Gun, Catch-22, Oldest Living Confederate Widow Tells All, My Tank Is Fight!, Doctor Thackery T. Lambshead's Pocket Guide to Eccentric and Discredited Diseases, How to Cook and Eat Children's Bone Marrow; A Memoir, DMT: The Spirit Molecule, Liminal States, The Plague, A Confederacy of Dunces, Roadside Picnic, Infinite Jest (currently reading this for the second time.)
I'm tackling Dhalgren next.
Movies: John Waters is brilliant.
Favourite movies: Manos: The Hands of Fate, Troll 2, anything MST3k, Seven, The Brave Little Toaster, Party Monster, Four Lions, Space Jam, Solaris (Tarkovsky), Stalker, SLC Punk, My Neighbor Totoro, Hesher, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Cobra, Rock-a-Doodle, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, Wristcutters: A Love Story, DMT: The Spirit Molecule, Final Flesh, The Poughkeepsie Tapes, Pontypool, Gummo, Special(rx), Home Movie, Martyrs

Music: JOCK JAMS, Cannibal Corpse, Holeboss(SHAMELESS EGO TUG,) Meshuggah, (early) Mastodon, Kanye West, Strapping Young Lad, JOCK JAMS, Delta 9, Django Reinhardt, Wisp, KWWRR, Gogol Bordello, JOCK JAMS, The Mountain Goats, Mindless Self Indulgence, Dummy Plug Conspiracy, JOCK JAMS, Osaka Noise Ensemble, Boards of Canada, High on Fire, Electric Wizard, Weird Al Yankovic, JOCK JAMS, Flight of the Conchords, Sunn O))), Kid Koala, Evil Activities, Clutch, Mustard Plug, Slayer, Shaftman, Egyptian Head, Aux Raus, Tom Waits, Scout Niblett, Revered Horton Heat, Dick Dale, Death Grips, Dr Octagon/Kool Keith/Dr Dooom, Atari Teenage Riot.

Food: I absorb my nutrients directly from our sun, food is obsolete. Also, pizza.
Shows: Wonder Showzen, MST3K (I was Zap Rowsdower for Halloween one year) Xavier: Renegade Angel, Breaking Bad, Louie, Always Sunny, Moral Orel, Frankenhole, Delocated, Doctor Who, Archer.

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I pretty much constantly have a weird song stuck in my head.
New jokes
Strange words.
Odd facts (Fun fact: The technical term for being thrown out of a window is "defenestration")
Awesome band names.
Etcetera.
Jeff Goldblum.

Ingesting Phenethylamines, responsibly. Taking Tryptamines, responsibly. Discussing philosophy, irresponsibly. Dancing, recklessly.
Doin' science. Hard.

I listen to my own music pretty frequently. Whether that's because I'm writing an alternate-history dystopian horror serial to go along with my next album or because I'm an asshole has yet to be determined.
(But honestly, if I didn't enjoy my own music I wouldn't fucking make it.)
"oh wow look how private this thing I'm admitting is"

You can krump. You want to send weird fake sexts back and forth (example: "I am attaching myself to your underbelly with my teeth for nutrition and protection. I am a lamprey", "I'm doing donuts on your lawn and throwing garbage out of my window, sensually. Fuck you", etcetera). You're not boring. Please don't be boring.