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22 / M / Straight / Single
- Last Online
- Apr 19
- 5′ 11″ (1.80m).
- Body Type
- Used up
- Strictly anything
- Atheism and laughing about it
- Libra and it’s fun to think about
- Dropped out of space camp
- Rather not say
- Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently)
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I also draw incoherent political cartoons.
I have a soundcloud page. Go look at it
Hurting people's feelings on Xbox Live.
I used to be really good at playing guitar, but I stopped that for a while when I started DJing. I'm a semi-decent writer.
I can't draw to save my life, but I make excellent doodles.
Making terrible decisions, being apathetic about things I shouldn't be apathetic about.
Obscure pop culture references.
I can do a flawless Hank Hill freakout-scream and a pretty solid Rick Ross grunt. I'm working on my Jadakiss laugh.
The Brothers Karamazov, anything by Kurt Vonnegut, PIHKaL and TIHKaL. Johnny Got His Gun, Catch-22, Oldest Living Confederate Widow Tells All, My Tank Is Fight!, Doctor Thackery T. Lambshead's Pocket Guide to Eccentric and Discredited Diseases, How to Cook and Eat Children's Bone Marrow; A Memoir, DMT: The Spirit Molecule, Liminal States, The Plague, A Confederacy of Dunces, Roadside Picnic, Infinite Jest (currently reading this for the second time.)
I'm tackling Dhalgren next.
Movies: John Waters is brilliant.
Favourite movies: Manos: The Hands of Fate, Troll 2, anything MST3k, Seven, The Brave Little Toaster, Party Monster, Four Lions, Space Jam, Solaris (Tarkovsky), Stalker, SLC Punk, My Neighbor Totoro, Hesher, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Cobra, Rock-a-Doodle, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, Wristcutters: A Love Story, DMT: The Spirit Molecule, Final Flesh, The Poughkeepsie Tapes, Pontypool, Gummo, Special(rx), Home Movie, Martyrs
Music: JOCK JAMS, Cannibal Corpse, Holeboss(SHAMELESS EGO TUG,) Meshuggah, (early) Mastodon, Kanye West, Strapping Young Lad, JOCK JAMS, Delta 9, Django Reinhardt, Wisp, KWWRR, Gogol Bordello, JOCK JAMS, The Mountain Goats, Mindless Self Indulgence, Dummy Plug Conspiracy, JOCK JAMS, Osaka Noise Ensemble, Boards of Canada, High on Fire, Electric Wizard, Weird Al Yankovic, JOCK JAMS, Flight of the Conchords, Sunn O))), Kid Koala, Evil Activities, Clutch, Mustard Plug, Slayer, Shaftman, Egyptian Head, Aux Raus, Tom Waits, Scout Niblett, Revered Horton Heat, Dick Dale, Death Grips, Dr Octagon/Kool Keith/Dr Dooom, Atari Teenage Riot.
Food: I absorb my nutrients directly from our sun, food is obsolete. Also, pizza.
Shows: Wonder Showzen, MST3K (I was Zap Rowsdower for Halloween one year) Xavier: Renegade Angel, Breaking Bad, Louie, Always Sunny, Moral Orel, Frankenhole, Delocated, Doctor Who, Archer.
Odd facts (Fun fact: The technical term for being thrown out of a window is "defenestration")
Awesome band names.
Doin' science. Hard.
(But honestly, if I didn't enjoy my own music I wouldn't fucking make it.)
"oh wow look how private this thing I'm admitting is"
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