"I know who I am. I am just a very thin layer of charming, with some funny sprinkles, wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant A-HOLE!!!"
I can be funny, I can be analytical. I can be off the wall goofball, I can be sane and rational. I can be as dull as a blunted butter knife, I can be as romantic and thoughtful as is humanly possible. All things being equally possible, I am usually what I need to be for a given situation to work for all parties involved. Think of the duality of mankind, only with multiple dualities. Most that know me say that I am a great guy, just never able to explain why I'm still available.