Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


25 Austin, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 21
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am attempting to merge my two loves: the ancient Grecio-Roman world and programming, and become a digital humanities scholar.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I was teaching English in South Korea, but decided not to make a career out of it. Now, I am pursuing another degree in computer science.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Baking pies.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I stand up straight. People think I am an asshole. Also, I have got teeth like God's shoeshine.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Plague and Modest Mouse.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"And yeah, you go to kindergarten, and that's a great thing, because when you finish that, you'll get into first grade.
And then c'mon, first grade leads to second grade, and so on...
And then you get out of grade school you go to high school—and it's revving up, the thing is coming...
Then you're going to go to college, and by jove then you get into graduate school, and when you're through with graduate school, you'll go out to join the world.
And then you get into some racket where you're selling insurance. And they've got that quota to make. And you're going to make that.
And all the time, this thing is coming, it's coming, it's coming—that great thing, the success you're working for.
Then when you wake up one day about forty years old, you say "My God! I've arrived! I'm there!"
And you don't feel very different from what you always felt.
And there's a slight letdown, because you feel there's a hoax.
And there was a hoax.
A dreadful hoax.
They made you miss everything.
We thought of life by analogy with a journey, with a pilgrimage, which had a serious purpose at the end.
And the thing was to get to that end.
Success, or whatever it is, or maybe heaven after you're dead. But we missed the point the whole way along.
It was a musical thing, and you were supposed to sing, or to dance, while the music was being played."
-Alan Watt
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking away the part of the day that I can't sleep away.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't use shampoo. I only use conditioner.

O yeah, my friends have a Facebook group about how much they hate me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a vapid void encrusted with a pretty face or can prove to me in a short message the contrary.