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Archemorus

25 M Salt Lake City, UT

My Details

Last Online
Jul 20
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Hospitality
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hey there, I'm a chef from California. I like gaming, cooking, and living it up at my house. If you like going to IHOP in a tuxedo, we'll get along quite well. I like to snark, and watch exploitation films.

ENTP
What I’m doing with my life
Working, and trying to save money. I'm busy private chef'ing, at least then I can get the mundane crap out of the way to have fun with the rest of my time.
I’m really good at
Gambling, Cooking, Work, Providing commentary on the mundane.
The first things people usually notice about me
I like red, and I like dressing sharp.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Douglas Adams
Fantastic Mr. Fox, Anchorman, Tank Girl
Netflix
The Flaming Lips, Pink Floyd, Styx
Italian
[Ask me for more!]
The six things I could never do without
Food
Video games
Friends
The color red
The number 6 evidently
The pivoting dichotomy of good and evil that dwells within me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why they call them "fingers" when I've never seen them "fing."
What if Etch-A-Sketches were real?
Fried or Fertilized?
(Please GOD somebody catch the references.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing video games, out and about plotting with friends, or a combo of both.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love hanging out with the weird and the fun, because in my own arrogance I'd love to believe I'm those things.

I'm naked underneath my clothes.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 18–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You can do the voodoo that c'thulhu woos you to do.

But seriously, I'd rather just chat with somebody to have them get to know me and to get to know them, rather than read a profile.

Edit: spunkfluff.tumblr.com is a good way to contact me as well.