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24 / M / Bisexual / Single
Salt Lake City, UT
- Last Online
- Today – 10:25pm
- 5′ 11″ (1.80m)
- Body Type
- Strictly anything
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
- Working on university
- Banking / Finance
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
Fantastic Mr. Fox, Anchorman, Tank Girl
The Flaming Lips, Pink Floyd, Styx
[Ask me for more!]
The color red
The number 6 evidently
The pivoting dichotomy of good and evil that dwells within me.
What if Etch-A-Sketches were real?
Fried or Fertilized?
(Please GOD somebody catch the references.)
A contrarian subculture!?! Count me in! *puts on his brony/furry/hipster/emo/punk/alcoholic/tuxedo-clad-awesomeness and heads out into the world*
Okay that last one isn't really a group, but wouldn't it be something if it was?
I'm naked underneath my clothes. >///>
- Guys and girls who like bi guys
- Ages 18–29
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating
But seriously, I'd rather just chat with somebody to have them get to know me and to get to know them, rather than read a profile.
PS: We gotta go eat Shawarma! Tony Stark said so.
PPS: This profile is pretty zany and tongue-in-cheek, but I never turn down an actual partner-in-crime or companion, which would be a nice thing to have.
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