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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 3
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Average build
Christianity and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
My self-summary
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I'm a geek about everything I do. I love to make BBQ sauce, smoke brisket, and roll fatties (the food kind not the weed kind).

I watch college football a lot (mainly stick to SEC teams unless there's a good game on). I'm a big Dallas Mavericks fan.

I love geekery. Star wars, Star Trek, BBC shows.

I have a good job, I work out, I eat mostly healthy.
What I’m doing with my life
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Enjoying the day to day. Making the right choices for my future. Contemplating the grandfather paradox. Playing in Illustrator.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Quoting Movies
Cracking Jokes
Mario Kart 64 (seriously, block fort. I can't be beat)
Expecting the Spanish Inquisition
Untangling cords
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Physically: Eyes. Eyebrows. I get compared to a lot of celebrities for some reason.

Otherwise: I get a lot of comments on how I speak. No southern accent even though Ive lived in the south my entire life.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Some of my favorite bands: Say Anything, Woe is Me, Palisades, Hands like Houses, Of Mice & Men, Kirk Baxley, Attack Attack!, Coheed and Cambria, The Prizefighter Inferno, Garth Brooks, Earth Wind & Fire, Jonny Craig, Beartooth, Emarosa, Radiohead, Issues, The Word Alive, Hall & Oates, Garfunkel & Oates, Blackbear.

Books: Entirely too many to list. Phillip K Dick is my favorite author though.

TV Shows: Scrubs, How I Met Your Mother, Archer, American Dad!, Friends, Sherlock, the IT Crowd, Orange is the new Black, Vikings, Peaky Blinders

Movies: Inception, Blade trilogy, Taken, Tropic Thunder, Gangs of New York, Reservoir Dogs, Inglorious basterds, Star Wars, American Gangster, Enders Game, Riddick trilogy, Star Trek.

Food, glorious food! Tacos! pesto pizza! Stuffed Jalapenos!

Stand up comedians: Chris Porter, Anthony Jeselnik, Louis CK, John Mulaney, Mike Birbiglia, Tig Nataro, Jim Gaffigan, Brian Regan, and how did I forget Mitch Hedberg?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
BBQ Sauce
College Football
My 20 button mouse
Well developed characters
Hot showers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What is reality?, what color is red REALLY? How would you describe the color blue to a blind person. Other ineffable questions. The Wilhem Scream.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was a choir boy growing up! All city wooo?
You should message me if
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You're a woman who likes baseball games, sci fi movies, loud music, good BBQ, bad jokes, and geeky guys.