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HebrewSapien

39 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jun 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English, Hebrew

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've lived in Austin and New York and now here I am in LA. I'm a writer who's playful, positive, and packed full of innuendo, subtext and double (even triple) entendres. I love to laugh, enjoy thoughtful conversation, value people who question and are curious about the world around them. Ideally I'd want someone I can go out and play tennis with, then come home and play even more tennis with (WARNING: one of the previous usages of "tennis" was a euphemism). I like to think of myself as flexible and adaptable, a good listener with a profound and probing perspective on life. I write features and sketch comedy for a local live stage show - so I'm certified funny. I smile a lot. I like sharing the mirth. I promise not to hog any mirth. You will get your cut of mirth. There is plenty of Mirth on Earth. And in Perth. (Turns out I'm also the kind of guy who channels Dr Seuss in a dating profile).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Whatever it takes. Even a little of whatever it doesn't take.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The things I love. Being supportive of the people I love. Taking criticism. Giving notes. Ping pong. Frisbee golf. Touching my toes. Spelling. Sharing. Adapting. Persevering. Listening. Giving. Kissing. Cubing vegetables and fruit. Making Israeli salad. Putting mint in my fruit salad.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My displacement of the empty space that used to be in front of them.

(or some other such smart ass response)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Giles Goat Boy, Wild Sheep Chase, Dance Dance Dance, Master & Margarita, Ralph Ellison's Invisible Man, Auto Da Fe, Quake, Lolita, Crime & Punishment, Hall of Mirrors, Cockfighter, Jesus' Son, Mote in God's Eye, Woman in the Dunes, High Rise, Hocus Pocus, The Stand, The Drawing of the Three, Imajica, End of the Road, The Third Policeman, Portnoy's Complaint, Pop. 1280, The Magus, Confederacy of Dunces, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, If On A Winter's Night a Traveler, Still Life with Woodpecker, Grendel and many many more...

Music: Roky Erickson, King Khan, Eric Dolphy, Andrew Hill, Lyrics Born, Judas Priest, John Coltrane, The Cure, Nick Drake, The Droogs, Leonard Cohen, WIRE, The X, The Ex, The XX, The Vibrators, Alt J, Nina Simone, Townes Van Zandt, Blackalicious, Black Sabbath, Black Devil Disco Club, Buffalo, T Rex, Glitch Mob, Hieroglyphics, The Coup, The Pharcyde, Herman Dune, Blind Pilot, O.V. Wright, Pink Floyd, The Kinks, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Neil Young, Chris Knox and many many more...

Movies: too many to list (I used to sling tape at a video store.)

Shows: don't watch TV anymore but I'll Hulu me some Colbert Report, watch reruns of Mr. Show, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Barney Miller, Taxi, first 3 seasons of LOST

Food: Middle Eastern, Indian, Mexican, Ethiopian, Sammiches, localvore when possible. The aforementioned cubed salads.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Heart
Lungs
Pancreas
Nervous system
Skeletal system
iPhone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Story structure, characters, integrity, luck. Why stuff works or doesn't (on many levels). Various and sundry other Profundities.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out for a stroll. I stroll hard yo. Or listening to live music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Lean over and I'll whisper it in your ear so these other fools won't hear...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You feel an inner urge. But not an inner urgent. That's an emergency and for that you should contact 911.