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Archie-Leach

41 Seattle, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 29–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 1:26pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Transportation
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So I was on the bus earlier today, and I was sitting there minding my own business when a shortish sort of fellow got on. He had his orca card in a little ID thingus attached to his belt, and it wasn't quite high enough for the card reader on the bus to pick it up. So this little man starts trying to jump up and press his card up towards the reader, and of course that doesn't work right away. So his attempts get slightly more frantic and he starts jumping higher and pretty soon there's a little man effectively trying to hump the card reader up at the front of the bus. It was pretty amusing I thought. Personally I felt that the least he could have done was buy the bus flowers first, but what do I know.

I see people do a lot of strange things in my travels around the city. I should probably starts making videos of them now that I think about it. And not videos on my phone either. I want something like a super-8 camera, something that really announces to the world that yes, I'm taking a home movie of the guy who's trying to make love to the bus. Actually that's not a bad idea, a normal digital camera that was in the same housing as a super-8 camera would be pretty cool. Oh what am I talking about, someone probable already makes that exact thing.

Okay, well that's my self-summary for the time being. I hope you like it. If not, well, I'm sorry.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hmm, well I make an honest effort to make the world a little bit better place every day. That probably brought on an eye-roll in most of you, but it's true. I have a few means of doing so, but I don't think I'll divulge those right now.

In a more day to day sense I have a somewhat unusual job that sometimes keeps me pretty busy. Then again there are plenty of times when it doesn't keep me busy at all. It's kind of hard to predict. Between that and working on my house I'm rarely at a loss for ways to fill the time though, so there you go.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Oh, I'm pretty good at a lot of things, but it seems kind of dickish to say that out loud. Honestly my outlook has always been that if another human being did it then there's no reason I can't figure it out, and for the most part that seems to work. Okay, admittedly there were a few spectacular failures in there, but the statute of limitations has run out on most of them so I'm not going to let anything hold me back from here on out.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I get told that I have nice eyelashes a lot, but you'd have to get right up in my face to see them. If someone I didn't know got that close to me I'd probably feel kind of uncomfortable. You'll have to take my word for it for the time being I guess.

Actually it's been quite a while now since anyone mentioned my eyelashes. Maybe with my advancing years my eyelashes have lost some of their appeal. Well, the rest of me has probably been losing appeal at the same time, so there's no reason the eyelashes should have to shoulder all of the burden.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite movie generally speaking is His Girl Friday. One nice thing about that one is it's public domain, so you can download the whole thing for free, and it's legal.

Charade is another good movie, also starring Cary Grant. I seem to have a Cary Grant theme going here. If you've never seen it I'd recommend it. It's on Netflix, and since it's one of maybe four non-shitty movies in their whole selection it shouldn't be too hard to find. At least that was the case back before my tv broke. It's been quite a while now since I had access to Netflix come to think of it. I was going to go get a new tv, but I never really got around to it.

Oh, and speaking of movies, My Man Godfrey is another good one. Cary Grant isn't in that one, but there are bunch of people who probably met Cary Grant at some point along the line, so there you go.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Well if I remember correctly suffering is caused by desire. That being the case I try not to get too hung up on things. I am pretty fond of my cats though, and I like my house. I suppose I'd miss the house and the cats, but aside from that I'm good.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where in god's name am I going to get a new toilet at this time of night?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well I live on the Hill, so you'd think I'd be out "tearing it up" as they say, you know, with the cool kids. Honestly though I'm kind of low key most Fridays. Saturdays too come to think of it. Really any day that ends in a Y. I'm usually content just to hang out around the house and visit with the animals. Upon further reflection it occurs to me that I'm probably kind of boring in a lot of ways. Well, make of that what you will.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't watch scary movies, they scare me and then I have bad dreams!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Do you know deep down that you're really smart, but you want to crawl under something and die if anyone actually points it out? Do you ever feel like you don't quite fit in, but you keep trying your best anyway? Have you ever identified with Charlie Brown's Christmas Tree? If any of those statements resonate with you then maybe we ought to talk. I hope I don't sound too angst-filled, I'm really normally not. It's just how I was feeling right this second,

P.S., you probably ought to message me if you have any interest at all in talking to me. I don't mean to sound grumpy, just hear me out for a second. I've never been one to send a message to everyone woman on here like I was getting paid by the word or something. Every once in a while I'd see someone really appealing, and our little score thingy is up in the mid 90%'s, so I say "okay, I'll write to her". So I write out a real message, not just "Hi, show me boobies" or something silly like that, but you know, a nice polite hello sort of thing.

Well after making the effort to send a worthwhile message that some thought went into I hardly ever heard back from anyone. It was kind of disheartening, and after a while I decided I had to stop doing it. Anyhow my point with all this is that if you think we might get along and you'd like to talk please just write and let me know. I promise I'll write back and we'll have a nice time talking at the very least, but after so many discouraging experiences I can assure you that there's no chance I'm going first. Hopefully that's not a problem for anyone. Thanks!