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Archilochian

32 Hinsdale, IL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
University
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Just your typical Cisgendered scum here.

I like to start cool clubs, cook for my friends, box, crossfit, Cosbyfit(tm)., run, bike, soccer, do work I care about, be a team player, be a team leader, tell jokes, tell stories, dance, eat, drink, eat, tell more stories, eat, try something new, listen to something new, listen to the same thing all day for weeks, try new things all the time for weeks. I'm sure there's more.
What I’m doing with my life
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Full time hustle. Working in scenic production for corporate theater.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Public speaking. Socializing. Making sure everyone at the party is having as good of a time as I am. Also in this category everything in my self summary, except for soccer, boxing, crossfit and dancing. I am the reigning world champion of Cosbyfit, no big deal.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am probably talking. I am somewhat hobbit sized.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I basically like everything you like or I haven't heard of it, or I don't like it .

This week I am listening to, Otis Redding, Gladys Knight, Lucius, JC Brooks and The Uptown Sound and Major Lazer.
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The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This is what boy scouts of America says:
First Aid Kit
Filled water bottle
Flashlight
Trail food
Sunscreen
Whistle

I trust them.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to do on the weekends. How to be as happy and fit as possible.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There is no typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I own a mildly successful event production company that puts on highly realistic war games for nerds. Check us out at www.milsimwest.com
You should message me if
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You think I'm cute.

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