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Archilochian

32 M Brookfield, IL

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:55pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Education
University
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Just your typical Cisgendered scum here.

I like to start cool clubs, cook for my friends, box, crossfit, Cosbyfit(tm)., run, bike, soccer, do work I care about, be a team player, be a team leader, tell jokes, tell stories, dance, eat, drink, eat, tell more stories, eat, try something new, listen to something new, listen to the same thing all day for weeks, try new things all the time for weeks. I'm sure there's more.
What I’m doing with my life
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Full time hustle.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Public speaking. Socializing. Making sure everyone at the party is having as good of a time as I am. Also in this category everything in my self summary, except for soccer, boxing, crossfit and dancing. I am the reigning world champion of Cosbyfit, no big deal.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am probably talking. I am somewhat hobbit sized.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I basically like everything you like or I haven't heard of it, or I don't like it .

This week I am listening to, Otis Redding, Gladys Knight, Lucius, JC Brooks and The Uptown Sound and Major Lazer.
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The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This is what boy scouts of America says:
First Aid Kit
Filled water bottle
Flashlight
Trail food
Sunscreen
Whistle

I trust them.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to do on the weekends. How to be as happy and fit as possible.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There is no typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I started a nerd frat a few years back. It's sort of a big deal. We dress up like the Russian Military and take part in big wargames with toy guns. We also go to terrible euro trash raves, march in parades and drink a fair bit of vodka. Like us on facebook and make a nerd happy. https://www.facebook.com/RushingRussians
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