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33 Hinsdale, IL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 28
White, Other
Relationship Type
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Average build
Judaism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat), German (Somewhat), Russian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Just your typical Cisgendered scum here.

I like to start cool clubs, cook for my friends, box, Cosbyfit(tm)., run, bike, soccer, do work I care about, be a team player, be a team leader, tell jokes, tell stories, dance, eat, drink, eat, tell more stories, eat, try something new, listen to something new, listen to the same thing all day for weeks, try new things all the time for weeks. I'm sure there's more.
What I’m doing with my life
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I own an outdoor event production company with a partner. We started doing it as a hobby about 7 years ago and built it in to what it is today. I am sometimes almost overwhelmed with job satisfaction. Don't ask me about my work too much as I will never stop talking about it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Public speaking. Socializing. Making sure everyone at the party is having as good of a time as I am. Also in this category everything in my self summary, except for soccer, boxing, crossfit and dancing. I am the reigning world champion of Cosbyfit, no big deal.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am probably talking. I am somewhat hobbit sized.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I basically like everything you like or I haven't heard of it, or I don't like it .

This week I am listening to, Otis Redding, Gladys Knight, Lucius, JC Brooks and The Uptown Sound and Major Lazer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This is what boy scouts of America says:
First Aid Kit
Filled water bottle
Trail food

I trust them.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to do on the weekends. How to be as happy and fit as possible.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There is no typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I own a mildly successful event production company that puts on highly realistic war games for nerds. Check us out at
You should message me if
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You think I'm cute.