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Arden_Drake

26 / M / straight / Single

Calgary, Alberta, Canada

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 11" (1.82m).
Body Type
A little extra
Looking For
Long-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am bigger than Jesus, better then the best, and usually drunk.

My Self-Summary

I am a meat Popsicle.

I spend most of my time trying to enjoy life as much as I can while crawling my way out from under the crushing rock that is my debt. I'm also a rather antisocial antinatalist. I don't like or trust most people, and rarely go out of way to get to know people.

I used to play in a local band called the Nightstalkers. We were moderately famous. Opened up for Tiger Army, went on tour to LA, released a CD that got world wide distribution. That's about my greatest accomplishment to date. But one day soon I'll be a huge rock star, headlining venues like the Saddledome. So get to know me now so that you can tell all your friends you liked me better before I sold out.

At this point I'm mostly only on here for tests and to creep other people's pages. If I messaged you it's probably because I was up, drunk in the wee hours of the night, and you seemed interesting to me one way or another. This may or may not be a compliment.

What I’m doing with my life

I'm a line cook at a popular pub. If you go to bars in Calgary, odds are better then good you've been to the bar I work at. I've possibly even cooked for you. Did you notice the special sauce?
Aside from that I read, play video games, try and write songs, listen to music, work, drink, cut up clothes and sew the remnants to other clothes, play with fire, and am generally fucking awesome.

I’m really good at

I'm good at being funny. And drinking. And cooking. And bass. And cunnilingus.

The first things people usually notice about me

Lately the beard has been getting a lot of attention.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

BOOKS - Most anything William Gibson has written. Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk. Alice in Wonderland and Alice's Adventures Through the Looking Glass. Dracula. Weetzie Bat.
MOVIES - Serenity, Saw, Ginger Snaps, The Return of the Living Dead. I like my movies the way I like dinner. With lots of cheese.
MUSIC - Psychobilly, Steampunk, Deathrock, Industrial, Folk Metal and other things with silly names.
FOOD - Anything with hot sauce

The six things I could never do without

My instruments, beer, sex, the internet, food, my glasses (I'm fucking blind without em)

I spend a lot of time thinking about

My life. Where it's going. Why people do what they do. Why I do what I do. The meaning of stuff.

On a typical Friday night I am

Working. Drinking. Yep.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Ghosts scare the shit out of me. For real.

You should message me if

Because you love me already and can't help yourself. There's no "if" involved.