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Ardmoron

26 M Ardmore, PA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Genuine introvert with two legs and two arms. If I could summarize myself, I would.

My goal is to not be on this site for very long, because I think this site makes good and hopeful people into jaded and picky people. So let us PTFO. Also, I'm done breaking the ice, I was never really good at it, especially on the internets. Message me, I promise to respond and not be creepy.

Watch this for laughs:
http://www.theonion.com/video/man-who-has-something-seriously-wrong-with-him-on,34010/

Read this and be that girl:
http://www.theawl.com/2014/02/ask-polly-should-i-play-it-cool-or-ask-for-more-and-be-that-girl
What I’m doing with my life
Working, schooling, walking, and talking. I edit/proof/manage/write for an obscure quarterly and proofread for a market research company. In between doing that, I've sort of become a hermit in that I only go out to see friends or pick up items from the store. I'm more interesting in person to be honest, this profile is more of a mail box than a life line.
I’m really good at
Pointing things out and explaining everything under the sun to you like you were a child or time traveller unaccustomed to life in this time period.

I'm also an adept homebody. I'm really fun and cool though, I promise.

I love to cook, I love to cook for someone else even more, and I love cooking with someone else the most.
The first things people usually notice about me
Nihilistic, opinionated, honest to a fault. Friendly, warm, humorous.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Fiction/biographies, netflix, netflix, soul/disco/funk/boogie/old school rap/jazz/electronic/select house tracks/ambient/vapor wave, & I will eat anything as long as it's properly made by someone who knows what they're doing.

I don't watch television, at all. I play video games, tabletop/board games, and Magic: the Gathering though.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When I'm going to win the lottery I never actually play.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've read that Philadelphia is one of the ugliest cities in America and can't help but agree.

I tend to zip through longer profiles on this site while saying 'blah blah blah blah' in my head.

I think it's amusing to see selfies where you are clearly alone in a room posing like you're laughing and having a wonderful time.
I’m looking for
  • Bi girls only
  • Ages 23–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You have your shit together (mostly, at least). What I mean is you are a confident, driven, good spirited person who is good to yourself and good to others. Please be employed, a busy person, someone with stories and stuff to tell me all about. Have your own place/apartment, know what you want, be open minded and open hearted. Sultry switches have an infinite advantage. I'm adverse to long distances, so not being available to be around each other often is THE deal breaker.

I'll talk your ear off if given the chance. I have an 'interesting' sense of humor, if you picked that up by reading my profile, I am already in love with you. If I gave you stars, I like the cut of your jib and would like to meet you or I thought you had a funny name/face/schtick.