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Ardonne

26 Houston, TX Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 22–34
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
May 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and very serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Arabic (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm interesting enough to keep you intrigued...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
A happy girl is a pretty girl. Don't let my sarcasm fool you...I'm extremely happy. If you're not happy with your life, please do not come knocking at my door to rob me of mine. That is all. :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Psychoanalyzing you. And your mom. And your issues with her.
Making people look like models.
Guessing where you're from.
Keeping rhythm.
Being a girl.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You tell me....you're the one looking at me. :P
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
"So be sure when you step. Step with care and great tact. And remember that Life's a Great Balancing Act."
-Dr Seuss Oh The Places You'll Go

I have eclectic tastes in movies, music and food. I like to consider myself a collector and connoisseur of great interests.

Favorites:
Thai Food, Blue Moon, Coldplay EPs, Banjo Folk, Indie Brit Pop, Lost, New Girl, Dr. Seuss, Oh Brother Where Art Thou, Pixar, Demetri Martin, Kathe Kollwitz

Interests
Globalization, Educating Thyself, World Travel, Vocal Performance, Discovering New Music, Art, Cosmetology and surprisingly....Biblical Theology.....lol

Humor Compatibility Test:
Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense.
Check One __I Lol'd __I smiled __I don't get it __I'm still LOL'ing
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm way too analytical for this question.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Singing in a bar somewhere...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm obsessed with eyebrows...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
How about this instead.....Do Not Message Me If:
*You cannot form a coherent sentence.
*You had to look up the meaning of "coherent".
*Are on active duty or just got back.
*You are looking for a groupie to your amazing band.
*The only places you've ever wanted to travel were Myrtle Beach, Destin, or Cancun.
*You can't tell the difference between a Latino or an Arab.
*You think camouflage is an acceptable fashion statement.
*Your biological man clock is ticking.
*Your mirror gives you a hard on.

IMPRESSIVE vs ANNOYING
You can provide for yourself. / You think a good pickup line is "I own a house."
You are accomplished. / You think that means you're interesting.
We have things in common. / You try to convince me we have everything in common.
You're good looking. / You think I'll respond to your lame message because you're good looking.
You paid attention to my profile. / You stalked me on facebook.
You take what I say seriously. / ........you take everything I say seriously.