An accomplished risk-taker with zest, zing, and zip, I'm here to keep myself open to new friends and... with arms cautiously open to fall upon the most wonderful man I've ever met.
Reasons why the man (/people - NOTE: this is NOT a reference to polyamory) I want to share my time with should be open-minded, kind-hearted, sincere, compassionate, positive, a finely-tuned communicator, and generally a fantastic human being - who's been there, done that, and knows who he is and what he wants:
>>>I'm an old soul with a quirky, youthful spirit
>>>I get carded
>>>I’ll give you flowers and backrubs
>>>I’m easy… going (couldn't resist doing that on a dating site, obviously I'm a prude)
>>>My profile is really, really long.
>>>Damn, that girl’s heart is bangin'
>>>I sweat (scientifically meaning I’m more evolved)…
>>>… but not the small stuff
>>>I’ll never leave you hanging…
>>>… with a noticable booger in your nose, or elsewhere
>>>Laughter, distraction, intimacy, and love are my happy keys, and I’m hoping to make an extra copy for the trustworthy person who calls the day after… et al… that becomes my partner in adventures fitted in substantial misfit style.
>>>I play with things, such as, words, blenders, & time warps
>>>I’ll fit in your suitcase, and can travel impulsively
>>>I make good list [sic]
by choice or chance I've managed to pack in a lot of life into my years, so I've become happily aware of what I have and don't have - and grateful for both. The same goes for what I want, which is luckily more flexible than a bullet list of possessions, although more important and harder to replace when lost.
>And hopefully, I’ve made you giggle.
Hopefully, you're a hot, hip nerd with eq and iq. What can I say, that's my type. But types, like rules, are made to be broken too. With that in mind, ideally you live or work in center city, you have a well exercised brain (and if it comes with a matching body I won't complain), and you're within 1 decade of my age or no more than a year or 2 younger. It seems I fit best with men around 40-50, even though I tend not to think of myself or people in terms of years.
ARE YOU EASY TOO???
Easy - in the "going" way - is good; a 99% of the time must, in fact. If you're used to difficult people or relationships or angry banter, you're not my style. Just because I want a "serious" relationship, doesn't mean I don't want to enjoy the process.
Although a great partner and mad love is what I ultimately want, I'm open to friendships and mishaps - though I believe I've had enough life experience and explored my wants, needs, and deal-breakers - and checked them twice to avoid those tiny tragedies of dating (but have you? if your answer isn't a resounding Yes! we might be able to be buds, but it stops there). I've been ready for the real deal - in all relationships; you should be too.
This package comes with a dust broom and a ridiculously jumbo-sized heart (not the birth-condition kind), and I'd like to unleash it (the heart not the dust broom) with the right person. Assuming you're package is equally endowed (no pun intended), I'd like to be certain we both have the proper grip - I don't like sweeping unless necessary. So, I'd like us to investigate our[friendship potential first. Let's keep it simple and smile-inducing fun, until it finds its resting place or becomes whatever it becomes (but we must still have our fun!).
I maintain a life filled with positive vibes because I luckily was born that way, and it's an integral ingredient in the kind of relationships I welcome into my life. I’m independent and happy even when I’m alone. Bonus for you: I'm a natural giver - I can't help myself, and I'm open for a little giving and taking.
I won’t need you.
But I should want you.