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ArentYouClever
25 / M / straight / Single
Los Angeles, California
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 6' 3" (1.90m).
- Body Type
- Athletic
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- —
- Religion
- Agnosticism but not too serious about it
- Sign
- —
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Entertainment / Media
- Income
- —
- Kids
- —
- Pets
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- Languages
- English
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Your Notes
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My Self-Summary
I'm Matt.
I live in Echo Park.
I work as an editor and writer.
I joined this site off the recommendation of a friend as I generally have little luck finding substance in the usual social/nightlife scene.
Also, if you haven't noticed, my mind is currently deciding to spew things out in list form.
Also, I just started a new comedy blog with my friend Robby. Check it out! http://robbyversusmatt.com
I live in Echo Park.
I work as an editor and writer.
I joined this site off the recommendation of a friend as I generally have little luck finding substance in the usual social/nightlife scene.
Also, if you haven't noticed, my mind is currently deciding to spew things out in list form.
Also, I just started a new comedy blog with my friend Robby. Check it out! http://robbyversusmatt.com
What I’m doing with my life
Writing.
Laughing.
Working.
Paying Bills.
Using Skills To Pay Said Bills.
Finding time to read.
Discovering new food.
Making lists.
Laughing.
Working.
Paying Bills.
Using Skills To Pay Said Bills.
Finding time to read.
Discovering new food.
Making lists.
I’m really good at
Giving Everything a Nickname.
Overanalyzing.
Dance Battling.
Remembering obscure movie quotes.
--and useless trivia.
Mario Kart.
Cooking.
Noogies.
Practical Jokes.
Making up words.
Wasting time online.
Playing Devil's Advocate.
Guess Who.
Writing About Myself. [Clearly]
Sarcasm.
Overanalyzing.
Dance Battling.
Remembering obscure movie quotes.
--and useless trivia.
Mario Kart.
Cooking.
Noogies.
Practical Jokes.
Making up words.
Wasting time online.
Playing Devil's Advocate.
Guess Who.
Writing About Myself. [Clearly]
Sarcasm.
The first things people usually notice about me
In my experience, the only people eager to provide you with this
information are grandmothers and crazy people.
Grandmothers tend to notice how tall I am.
Crazy people tend to notice that I'm actually the demon gargoyle from Ghostbusters and/or Rick Moranis. Or so I've been told. (They crazy.)
Grandmothers tend to notice how tall I am.
Crazy people tend to notice that I'm actually the demon gargoyle from Ghostbusters and/or Rick Moranis. Or so I've been told. (They crazy.)
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
In No Particular Order:
Nineteen-Eighty Four, Election, Network, Ahi, Sideways, Rushmore, Dude-atude, LCD Soundsystem, The Day of The Locust, Journey, Arrested Development, Mad Men, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, Chicken Tetrazzini, Sunset Boulevard, Arcade Fire, Dr. Strangelove, The Fabled Taco-Zone Taco Truck, The Protomen, Slaughterhouse-Five, Guacamole, A Clockwork Orange, Stella, Passion Pit, Franny and Zooey, Hummus, Catch-22, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Godfather, Leprechaun 5: Lep in the Hood, Radiohead, Brave New World, Dirty Martinis, Animal Farm, Sushi, The Wire, Chinatown, Little Miss Sunshine, The Graduate, Palahniuk, Pabst Genuine Draft, Cold War Kids, American Beauty, Explosions in the Sky, Boogie Nights, The Catcher in the Rye, The Last Dragon, The Kensington, For Some Reason, This Always Makes Me Laugh
Nineteen-Eighty Four, Election, Network, Ahi, Sideways, Rushmore, Dude-atude, LCD Soundsystem, The Day of The Locust, Journey, Arrested Development, Mad Men, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, Chicken Tetrazzini, Sunset Boulevard, Arcade Fire, Dr. Strangelove, The Fabled Taco-Zone Taco Truck, The Protomen, Slaughterhouse-Five, Guacamole, A Clockwork Orange, Stella, Passion Pit, Franny and Zooey, Hummus, Catch-22, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Godfather, Leprechaun 5: Lep in the Hood, Radiohead, Brave New World, Dirty Martinis, Animal Farm, Sushi, The Wire, Chinatown, Little Miss Sunshine, The Graduate, Palahniuk, Pabst Genuine Draft, Cold War Kids, American Beauty, Explosions in the Sky, Boogie Nights, The Catcher in the Rye, The Last Dragon, The Kensington, For Some Reason, This Always Makes Me Laugh
The six things I could never do without
Family.
Friends.
Laughter.
Love.
Creative Outlets.
The Series of Tubes + Macbook Pro.
Friends.
Laughter.
Love.
Creative Outlets.
The Series of Tubes + Macbook Pro.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Film.
Art.
Words.
Politics.
Travels.
Philosophy.
Odd Metaphors.
OkCupid's fine choices of similar users.
Grammar. (Mostly glaring mistakes thereof. On occasion, Kelsey)
How Much I Hate Bobby Flay.
Sugarcoated Nostalgia.
Bad Journalism.
Willard Scott.
The Future.
Americana.
Footnotes.
Redemption.
Love.
Loss.
Sex.
Tax Write-offs.
Irony.
This.
Art.
Words.
Politics.
Travels.
Philosophy.
Odd Metaphors.
OkCupid's fine choices of similar users.
Grammar. (Mostly glaring mistakes thereof. On occasion, Kelsey)
How Much I Hate Bobby Flay.
Sugarcoated Nostalgia.
Bad Journalism.
Willard Scott.
The Future.
Americana.
Footnotes.
Redemption.
Love.
Loss.
Sex.
Tax Write-offs.
Irony.
This.
On a typical Friday night I am
If I'm out: The Shortstop, Gold Room, or Cha-Cha Lounge.
More likely I'll be home cooking way too much food and enjoying the unique pleasure that friends, cheap beer, and horrible, horrible [read: AMAZING] movies and/or television programming can provide in these trying economic times. God bless America.
More likely I'll be home cooking way too much food and enjoying the unique pleasure that friends, cheap beer, and horrible, horrible [read: AMAZING] movies and/or television programming can provide in these trying economic times. God bless America.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I recently came into possession of a life-size cardboard stand-up
of Paul Blart: Mall Cop. (Don't ask how.) I have never seen the
film nor have I any intention of doing so, however, I do take great
pleasure in hiding Kevin James' chubby, mustachioed likeness in
various places around my house (inside bathrooms, closets, etc) in
an effort to periodically startle/terrify my roommates. We call
this activity "blarting". We're nine years old.
You should message me if
You're smiling.
