Ello ello. So, who am I and what am I up to? Well, I love film and I like to fancy myself a film buff. I like to express myself creatively by taking photos almost everywhere I go, writing and putting my generally sarcastic and witty spin on life though my sense of humor. My tastes in music, film and art are pretty eclectic and are the lifeblood of my everyday existence. I try not to shun things that are out of my regular tastes. I think if you do that you could miss out on something great.

In my free time I love to play video games, go on adventures in the city or the forest, explore local culture, collect comic books, get involved in lengthy discussions on a wide variety of topics and I make it a habit to go to open mics on a regular basis.

I'm an individual of many facets, not easily labeled or black and white. Life is to complex to be boiled down to absolutes in any form.

I'm a media junkie. I think being well informed is a great thing and it's always important to think about what you're being told and to have a questioning nature.

I'd like to meet someone with the same thirst for knowledge and intellectual curiosity that in my travels I've found so many people lack. I try not to have regrets in life and learn from different experiences good or bad. If there is more you would like to know then contact me, I love to talk and am a very open and honest person.

Also, big fyi, I'm really not into games. I know a lot of people say that and mean the complete opposite, but seriously it's fucked up to play with anyone's emotions. I want a mature, intellectually and emotionally rewarding relationship. I'm looking for a woman who knows what she wants, not a girl who will play mind games. I'm to old for that crap.

As of this moment, I'm residing in Brooklyn with my awesome and amazing girlfriend in a very, very happy polyamorous relationship. She's a professional dominatrix and we run the business together... so there's never a dull moment. Also, I'm hoping to get out to more comedy open mics. It's been too long since I've done that consistently...

Photography, first and foremost, video games (I GOT BLISTERS ON ME FINGERS!), finding cool places around the city, writing, making friends and others laugh with my witty banter. Engaging in conversations that are mentally stimulating.

Well, usually it's what I'm saying. If it's not funny, it's twisted, or it's controversial, twisted and funny! I think sacred cows are a waste of time. I'm pretty good at making people laugh at things they think shouldn't be laughed about. Needless to say, my comedy isn't for the faint of heart...

Movies: This could fill the entire section, as I said, I LOVE film. But some particular favorite directors are: Stanley Kubrick, John Huston, David Lean, Elia Kazan, Alfred Hitchcock, Andrew Niccol, Fernando Merelles, David Fincher, Wes Anderson, Paul Thomas Anderson, David O. Russel, Sergio Leonne.

Best films by decade: Nosferatu (20's), The Wizard of OZ (30's) Double Indemnity or The Maltese Falcon (40's), On The Waterfront or Bridge on the River Kwai (50's), Dr. Strangelove, Lawrence of Arabia or The Good, The Bad and The Ugly (60's), A Clockwork Orange or Apocalypse Now (70's), Blade Runner (80's) Fight Club or The Shawshank Redemption (90's), Lord of The Rings or There Will Be Blood (00's)

Books: Watchmen (my favorite graphic novel of all time) One flew over the Cuckoos nest, The Rum Diary, The Catcher in the Rye, The Hobbit, anything by, I Am America! (And so Can You!), Do Android's Dream Of Electric Sheep?, Classical literature, Of Mice and Men, V for Vendetta, Y: The Last Man, Preacher, Stray Bullets, Tom Strong, Top Ten, DC: The New Frontier, Transmetropolitan, Chew, Death of The Liberal Class, The Jungle

Authors: T.S. Elliot, Frank Miller, Alan Moore, Daschel Hammet, Mickey Spillane, Raymond Chandler, Noam Chomsky, Matt Taibbi, Warren Ellis, Grant Morrison, Garth Ennis, Geoff Johns, Robert Kirkman, Brian K. Vaun, Chris Hedges, Ray Bradbury

Music: To say I have an eclectic taste is a massive understatement. I listen to everything from Immortal Technique to Frank Sinatra. I think almost every genre has something to offer and music worth listening to. Oh, and Muse would be my favorite band if I had to pick.

TV: Lost, Heroes, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Office, Parks and Recreation, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia (probably the funniest show on television) Countdown With Keith Olbermann, Weeds, The Big C, Boardwalk Empire, Community, 30 Rock, Dexter, Jericho, Sons of Anarchy, Mad Men (best show on television), Breaking Bad (2nd best, AMC basically rules) The League, The Good Guys, The Walking Dead, Louie

Web series: Nostalgia Critic, Angry Video Game Nerd, Cinema Snob, Zero Punctuation Chad Vader, Retarded Policeman.

Food: Quality pizza, which pretty easy to find in BK thankfully. Just good, cheap eats are always welcome. I like food, I'm not super picky.

Games: Bioshock, Call Of Duty, Batman: Arkham Asylum,/City, Rock Band, Guitar Hero, Fallout 3/ New Vegas, Assassins Creed, Gears of War, Half Life, Civilization, Grand Theft Auto, The Elder Scrolls Series, Carcassone, Tetris

Film, Music, Art, friends, Video Games, my parrot Diego

Politics. I find them fascinating and there's no better entertainment than a politician making a total ass of himself then unsuccessfully trying to save face. I also spend a lot of time focused on my interests and passions, be they film music or art.

Most of the time, I'm kicking it at a cool spot in Brooklyn or Manhattan with some good friends and a few beers, ready for some kind of crazy adventure, which usually seems to find us. Or, if I feel like taking it easy I'll be relaxing at home enjoying a good film or book.

I'm what's known as a Dom. If you understand what that means, and are interested, hit me up. My girlfriend and I are looking for a 24/7 M/s live in situation with the right woman, or women.

You read comic books or consider yourself a geek in any way. Nerds rule!

If you want to come do live band karaoke with me on a Monday at Arlene's Grocery. It's hella fun and a damn good time.

Also, if we can exchange fun, original and rewarding things to do in this most enchanting city. I'm always down for new adventures with rad people!