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28 San Francisco, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-30
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Aug 30, 2014
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just moved back to LA from Australia.

I will call you out on your bullshit. I will make you laugh.

I like to cook, exercise, travel and see art.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Starting a company that gets clothes made for you in Asia.

Writing songs for artists.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding the clitoris.

Accounting :(
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Strangers tell me I look like someone they know all the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Currently reading: Infinite Jest.

Lolita, The catcher in the rye, Catch 22, slaughterhouse 5, life of pi, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Women, Outliers, Atlas Shrugged, Franny and Zoey, 100 years of solitude, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Mountains Beyond Mountains, Strength in What Remains, STEVE JOBS (never knew I liked Steve so much), Marching Powder

Fight Club, Amelie, As good as it gets, V for Vendetta, Inception, Casa Blanca, The Murderers are Among Us, Inglorious Basterds, Pulp Fiction, The Lives of Others, Wedding Crashers, Anchorman, Django Unchained
(anything with Will Ferrel or directed by Tarantino), Silver Linings Playbook

Bob Dylan, Daft Punk, Calvin Harris, Billy Joel, Wilco, Bright Eyes, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Offspring, Bob Seager, Iron Maiden, Sigur Ros, Radiohead, Gorillaz, Yelle, Ghostland Observatory, Feist, Bon Iver, Cake, Beirut... tons of stuff, I download new music daily.

I like all types of cuisine.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a view of the ocean
crazy imagination
internet or people, kind of need one
running shoes (vibrams)
dat Muzak
a knife

women... can't live with'em, can't pee standing up.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, love, business ideas, travel plans, the disparity between the rich and poor, what to do with my life. How to impact less fortunate lives than my own.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends, at a show. Lately I spend a lot of time dancing with my friend Molly... she's been turning up on the weekends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was 5 I threw a potato at my grandma.

She forgave me ;)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like to party till the sun comes up.
You want to help me kill the ants in my kitchen and get naked in the hot tub.

Also, if you only have pictures of your face posted... I know what you're doing. Hit the gym.