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23 • F • Mary Esther, FL
I’m looking for
- Ages 21–100
- Located anywhere
- Who are single
- For new friends
- Last Online
- Today – 6:20pm
- 5′ 2″ (1.57m)
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
- Working on university
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently)
•Sometimes I mix it up a little and lay in the leg press machine while I text and check facebook.
•Afterwards, I usually go to the smoothie bar and drink 80% of my daily caloric needs in one 20 oz shake.
•Maintaining my figure through mental gymnastics.
• Simultaneously over and underachieving.
• Deadlifts. I do a couple hundred a week generally. Current 1RM is 325 pounds. Needs more plates. Conventional, not sumo.
• Parallel parking like a champ.
"The New Girl" and "Big Bang Theory" are my favorite shows. BAZINGA! lol
I only listen to Lorde and Mumford and Sons and Lana Del Ray. If I'm at the bar and they're not playing my songs on the jukebox, I'll max out my credit card to over-ride what everyone else was playing to make sure that all of my David Guetta songs get played first. This way my girls and I can dance even though we started a game of pool on the only table more than an hour ago and have only sunk 3 balls.
I only eat chicken because I read on Pinterest that red meat and pork will make your thighs touch.
I can't have gluten because my holistic nutritionist says it gives you cancer.
Really my diet is totally limited to caesar salads with grilled chicken. If you take me on a date I'm afraid that if you see me eat a bigger or more substantial meal that you'll judge me and think I'm fat.
• Yoga Pants
If I go to the bar, I usually only go to one that I can take my dogs to.
Sometimes I like to sit in the dark, blindfold myself, grab a bottle of Wild Turkey, get naked, and field strip my rifles. This is usually accompanied by singing the Star Spangled Banner at the top of my lungs.
I am really afraid of getting old.
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