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23 • Mary Esther, FL • Woman
I’m looking for
- Ages 21–100
- Located anywhere
- Who are single
- For new friends
- Last Online
- Dec 23
- 5′ 2″ (1.57m)
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
- Working on university
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently)
•Sometimes I mix it up a little and lay in the leg press machine while I text and check facebook.
•Afterwards, I usually go to the smoothie bar and drink 80% of my daily caloric needs in one 20 oz shake.
•Maintaining my figure through mental gymnastics.
• Simultaneously over and underachieving.
• Deadlifts. I do a couple hundred a week generally. Current 1RM is 325 pounds. Needs more plates. Conventional, not sumo.
• Parallel parking like a champ.
I have no emotional depth to speak of and prefer to communicate with grunts and suggestive gestures.
I can't have gluten because my holistic nutritionist says it gives you prostate cancer.
Really my diet in public is limited to caesar salads with grilled chicken. If you go out with me I'm afraid if you watch me eat a bigger meal, you'll know what a piggy I really am...but as soon as I get home I peel off my Spanx and eat a jar of Nutella with my fingers.
• Yoga Pants
If I go to the bar, I usually only go to one that I can take my dogs to.
Sometimes I like to sit in the dark, blindfold myself, grab a bottle of Wild Turkey, get naked, and field strip my rifles. This is usually accompanied by singing the Star Spangled Banner at the top of my lungs.
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