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ArielVH

23 F Mary Esther, FL

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–100
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:20pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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See below.
What I’m doing with my life
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•Lots and lots of 15 lb curls in the squat rack and shallow smith machine squats.

•Sometimes I mix it up a little and lay in the leg press machine while I text and check facebook.

•Afterwards, I usually go to the smoothie bar and drink 80% of my daily caloric needs in one 20 oz shake.

•Maintaining my figure through mental gymnastics.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
• Syntax.
• Simultaneously over and underachieving.
• Deadlifts. I do a couple hundred a week generally. Current 1RM is 325 pounds. Needs more plates. Conventional, not sumo.
• Parallel parking like a champ.
• Bullshittin'
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have no emotional depth to speak of and prefer to communicate with grunts and suggestive gestures.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite author is Nicholas Sparks.

"The New Girl" and "Big Bang Theory" are my favorite shows. BAZINGA! lol

I only listen to Lorde and Mumford and Sons and Lana Del Ray. If I'm at the bar and they're not playing my songs on the jukebox, I'll max out my credit card to over-ride what everyone else was playing to make sure that all of my David Guetta songs get played first. This way my girls and I can dance even though we started a game of pool on the only table more than an hour ago and have only sunk 3 balls.

I only eat chicken because I read on Pinterest that red meat and pork will make your thighs touch.
I can't have gluten because my holistic nutritionist says it gives you cancer.

Really my diet is totally limited to caesar salads with grilled chicken. If you take me on a date I'm afraid that if you see me eat a bigger or more substantial meal that you'll judge me and think I'm fat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
• Weights
• Yoga Pants
• Merrells
• Beer
• Attention
• Soffes
• r/fatpeoplestories
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Dogs. I like dogs a lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doin' hoodrat stuff with my friends.

If I go to the bar, I usually only go to one that I can take my dogs to.

Sometimes I like to sit in the dark, blindfold myself, grab a bottle of Wild Turkey, get naked, and field strip my rifles. This is usually accompanied by singing the Star Spangled Banner at the top of my lungs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't really understand moderation. I have a habit of over-doing the things that are important to me... heavy class-loads, heavy workouts, etc.

I am really afraid of getting old.