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26 F Langhorne, PA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:56pm
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Trying to quit
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm not very skilled at writing these things. I always attempt to sound witty and intelligent and usually just end up sounding drunk. Basics then. Was in NYC for a few years. Just moved back to PA a couple months ago. I'm still working on the whole being an adult thing. Case in point, I'm eating peanut butter out of the jar right now because I have no food in the house.

Let's see what else. I like to go out or stay in depending on my mood. Sometimes I'm shy, sometimes I'm ridiculous. I like to think I'm pretty laid back. Oh I'm a big nerd too. I like The X-Files and BSG and all sorts of other geeky stuff. I also like dogs and cats and turtles and doing nothing when I should be doing something.
What I’m doing with my life
Still trying to figure that out. I finished interning at Focus Features a couple years ago, that was pretty nifty. Then I temped for like two years. It's not very impressive. But at least I had money to buy dog food. For my dog. I don't eat dog food. Well I haven't yet. Rambling. Sorry.
I’m really good at
Hmm. Making people laugh. I'm kind of a goof.
Music stuff (voice, guitar, piano, etc) - ex music major up in here.
Sometimes I draw stuff.
That Kevin Bacon game. I rock at dat shit.
Consuming an unhealthy amount of television.
You know that questions game from Whose Line is it Anyway? I am the reigning champion.
Reciting lines from Galaxy Quest.
Ok I'm gonna stop before I embarrass myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
Physically, I'm not quite sure. My mom always tells me I have a nice smile. Does that count? Other than that, my friends often tell me that I'm quite the sweetheart.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Neil Gaiman, Chuck P. (Rant is my favorite), The Gargoyle, Tooth Fairy, House of Leaves (I love mindfucks) History of Love. Holes. Lots more. Been reading a lotta nonfiction lately - I'm on a bit of a neuropsychology kick.

Movies: Too many to count. First few that come to mind are In Bruges, Lost In Translation, and Secretary. And Eternal Sunshine. (Yay Focus!) And Tron Legacy (shut up, that movie was super fun).

Music... lots and lots. I'm obsessed with movie scores; Hans Zimmer is the man. Pretty in love with Mumford and Sons. I'm totally digging Florence + The Machine right now too.

TV: Yeah I'm one of dem Whovians. (Told you, big ol' nerd.) Other faves: It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Battlestar Galactica, The X-Files, Six Feet Under, Sherlock, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Archer, TNG, Face Off, Hannibal, Orange is the New Black, Cowboy Bebop, Family Guy, South Park, Futurama, Seinfeld, The Office, Louie, Wilfred, American Horror Story, Arrested Development, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Orphan Black (you should seriously watch this show it's awesome), The Blacklist, stand-up comedy and yes I watch too much TV.

Food. Unagi don. Yum. And Pizza. And mac and cheese. I'm a girl with simple tastes.

And coffee. Always coffee.
The six things I could never do without
My animal entourage, coffee and cigarettes, my sketchbook, wifi, my movies, probably oxygen.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If you melted dry ice could you swim without getting wet? Who would make their plants hard to reach? That seems so very mean. (Extra points for you if you can name where those two little tidbits of awesome come from.) Also I'm synesthestic and I think it's super neato.
On a typical Friday night I am
Well, it used to be I'd chill with friends, hang out, watch movies, karaoke, etc. But my friends all decided to be assholes and moved away. And it's proving really hard to meet people. So lately? Um. On tumblr with a glass of wine. Living the high life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ummmm. I'm pretty much an open book. Really, I don't have much of a filter. I've never been in a lt relationship before. Does that count? It sounds a little scary but also kinda nice. Particularly the frequent sex and access to two different movie collections. Also I'm pretty sure I can only date introverts. Nothing against extroverts, but I'd just usually rather smoke a bowl, draw, watch movies and chill out than go out to a random bar. I'm one of those weird outgoing introverts. They exist I swear.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
>If you enjoy napping because I very much enjoy napping.
>You like Louie cause I really like Louie.
>You can make me laugh.
>You're a feminist
>Also if you find the dubs by dayjoborchestra hilarious.